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Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by sheer honesty, or you think me having my own opinions is "being negative", then this is not the place for you, and I suggest you leave and head elsewhere. I call a spade a spade, and I don't sugarcoat anything.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

In Need of Recruits

I just thought of something. I need to find some people who will read my stories and give their opinions. I need unbiased opinions on these stories. So I would rather the recruits be people who are not familiar with me or UMG Productions. It's strictly a voluntary deal, I only need volunteers to read these stories, rate and give a comment on them. I need to somehow get the ball rolling for my site. I'd like to keep the number of volunteers to a minimum, like maybe about 25 people. I'd like the audience to be mixed, it could be people who have children, grandchildren, young adults, people who just enjoys stories made for the young at heart. For this assignment, I can give away copies of my stories, but only to these selected volunteers.

If anyone reading this is interested in volunteering their time to read our stories, you can fill out the form below and e-mail it back to me at staff@unclemartinandthegang.com, with your info is important. I need your name, the ages of your children or grandchildren, if you have any. If you are going to do this yourself, you can submit your age. I also need to know where you are from. I will only be printing your state, city and country (for those outside the USA), but I will need your full address. For the sake of copyright protection, what I will be doing is printing copies of each story and sending them out to the recruits. So this is why your address is important. Don't worry, I'm not the type that will give your address to any third parties. I only need it so I know where to send the copies of the stories. I would send them in the form of PDFs, but I don't want them posted on any other sites. If I sent the e-books via e-mail, it would have to be only sample copies and I want the whole stories evaluated by average people. This is why I only want a small number of volunteers. I also need to know the age of the people volunteering so I can pick the perfect story (or stories) to send to them. I don't want to send a story that is made strictly for adults to someone who wants to volunteer to read these stories to 5 or 6 year olds. Yes, I get to pick which one(s) to send to whom. They're FREE!! Pretty soon here, we will be getting some new ones available. These are lovable stories with lovable characters. Trust me! You and your children will LOVE them!!

If you would rather remain anonymous online, you can put that in the name and address field. We'll allow that. But we MUST have your name and address on the application. It's a simple app, basic questions. The entries marked with the red asterisk (*) are mandatory fields. Again, you can write "anonymous" after your name and address if you do not want those printed on our site. Any wise-guys who put "NOYB" will not be accepted. hehe! Sorry. I'd even prefer those kind of people not try to contact us at all because that is necessary info. Anyway, here is the form. It's compatable with MS Word and you just fill it out and send it as an attachment to the address that I posted on this blog.


UMG Volunteer App
SHIT!! I guess it's not compatable with MS Word!!! Well! Just send me an e-mail and I will send you all a copy of the file that IS compatable with Word. You can fill that out!
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