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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

If You Would Become Famous

If you could become famous, would you rather it be for something you are good at, or something you are not so good at? The reason I ask this, I seem to be getting famous among vegans and vegetarians. The problem is, I have nothing to do with the subject, except for an occasional rant about PETA. IF I am going to become famous at all, I'd rather it be for the things I love to do, like drawing and writing cute stories. Of course I know the vegans are just using my image to promote veganism in a way that says "Do you want to look like this fat chick? If not, then go veg today." I wouldn't be the best rep even if I was vegan! I just look like this naturally. The only thing going vegan would do for me is pale up my skin, and I don't want that. I'm happy being a sub-hispanic with darker tones.

Well, one of my friends on YouTube is doing a podcast, and has asked me to join him in a discussion about the pros and cons of veganism. I guess he wants to do the discussion about the pros of veganism, while I do the cons. Not sure. I told him I would be happy to do the podcast with him. I know I had the option to say no. I just noted that I cannot do it right now. It'd have to take place some time after I move. Preferably after I have all moved in and settled. I'm not sure how soon I can get back on the internet there in Bozeman, but I told him sometime around late June would be a better time. I already said yes, and I am a woman of my word. I'll tell you though if Ingrid Newkirk can get on television and show her ugly beak and not be embarrassed, then I guess I can too.

This guy says we are never going to agree on veganism. I told him that is fine. I have a lot of friends that I don't agree 100% with their lifestyle, but I still like them because they are my friends. I don't have a problem with vegans. I just hate the fanatics! See my last blog post about how to tell a fanatical vegan. The world would be a better place if they just didn't exist, but they do. There are fanatics about everything from being vegan to celebrities. They put money in the pockets of the very things they are fans of. So, can't live with them, can't live without them, I guess. Now, I can never become vegan, I enjoy a steak and a chicken breast every now and then far too much for that. I'm not an everyday, shovel-it-in-by-the-pound meat eater. But I confess to really enjoying it. I also adore cheese too much! Though I do think sometimes dairy products are pointless. We are in fact the only creatures that drink the milk of another species. So I will agree that is not natural. The reason we do enjoy milk I think is because it makes us feel like children again. It gives us a kind of high because it is laced with endorphines and seratonins that make us feel good. A human child can suckle for as long as it wants. I've seen kids 10 years old still suckling from their moms! It feels good, and it strengthens the relationship between the mother and child. I think we drink cattle milk as adults as a sort of continuance of this comforting behavior.

Then there is the taste factor. There are some veggies I totally refuse to put in my mouth! I can't stand broccoli!! I hate cabbage! I absolutely abhore brussel sprouts! I'm totally disgusted by avacados! And these things all contain essential nutrients that the only other source is animal proteins. Meat tastes much better! Don't think I haven't tried to like those veggies, because I have! I would not be saying I don't like them if I haven't tried them before. I always believe in not dissing anything until you've tried it. I tried broccoli several times, and hated it each time!! I just couldn't get to like it at all. Brussel sprouts taste exactly the same as broccoli to me, and I hate them just as much. Another thing you could not pay me enough to put in my mouth is mushrooms. I hate mushrooms! They're a fungus. Like athlete's foot and ringworm. That's all I can think of when I think of eating mushrooms! I refuse to eat them. When I found out that Boca Burgers are made from mushrooms, I didn't want anything to do with them anymore. That was back when I tried becoming a vegetarian back in 1997.

Honey is said to be sweeter than sugar. You know I never believed that! I don't know if it is because I am allergic to bees, or not, but honey has always tasted bitter to me! Honey is indeed made up of vomit from a bee. A lot of people don't know that, but it is puked up nectar. Honey is another thing I cannot learn to like. I've tried and tried, but I just cannot like the stuff. Eggs, I absolutely adore!! I remember Yourofsky referred to them as "hen periods". LOL! Chickens don't cycle like we do. Well, like humans do. We bleed, an egg is produced internally, it happens once a month usually for about a week, and then it's over. With chickens, the cycle is totally different. They don't bleed, but they do produce eggs. For them, it doesn't happen once a month, but can happen at any time. I don't think there's anything wrong with eating "hen's periods". When cooked, they taste good! And they are full of beneficial vitamins and proteins, such as Choline, which cannot be found in sufficient amounts in any vegan foods. Choline is very important in brain and eye function. The best source of this nutrient is in fact beef liver.

One of the things that really makes me hate vegan fanatics is they believe just because people eat beef, chicken and pork, that we also eat human babies. Every time I hear (or see) a vegan say that, I just want to slap them! Or give them a good-ass poke in the nose! That is an antagonistically stupid remark! Eating a cow is life. Eating a human baby is cannibalism! It's stupid that they would even think of designating that eating a cow is the same as eating a human baby! Female lions don't eat their own cubs. Dogs don't eat their own pups. Why would they think a person who enjoys a mixed diet would eat their own babies?? That's the hippy morale talking. Hippies always want everything in life to have a reason that satisfies them. But like Katrina said yesterday, not everything in life can be explained.

And have you seen vegan men? They're skinny wimps!! Even the athletic ones are wimpy! Not saying that that is a crime nor nothing, but if I am going to look at any athletes competing in sports, I'd rather see a guy that has some meat on his bones. These wimpy vegan athletes look like they'd break at the slightest touch! I was on a thread on YouTube last night and someone was talking about athletic vegans. I said "I'll bet none of them weigh more than 150 pounds. Put those skinny wimps in the ring with Mike Tyson* or George Foreman and they'd be going down!" LOL! Makes me think, I remember MsPearlsGirl saying that her vegan boyfriend would not touch me if I were in a tree and he were drowning in a sea of piss. Having seen vegan men at their maximum, I wonder was that statement supposed to make me feel bad? LOL! Her boyfriend is probably a skinny wimp too. No doubt about that, in fact. My former boyfriend could probably kick his ass! I'm sure of it! He was not a vegan, and he lifted weights that weighed more than those vegan athletes! I don't want a twig who's been eating fungus and dirt all his life anyways to touch me! I'd slap him shitless if he did! Right in front of MsPearlsGirl too! Then I'd slap her shitless for giving him the idea of touching me!

*To make a correction, Mike Tyson has admitted to being a vegan for the last 2 years. Still does not change my mind about vegan athletes. 2 years is nothing. But give Tyson a few more years, and he'll turn into a skinny wimp too. I saw a picture of him from March (last month) and he's already beginning to look kinda bad. Sad, really!


mikessa said...

I think you have been hanging around these dumbass vegans too much.

TimGal said...

Only the fanatics are dumbasses.