Spongebob Is A Dangerous Colonizer

OMG! Just when I thought I heard it all. Now, SpongeBob is being accused of being a "violent, racist colonizer". And guess who is doing the accusing. It's a University of Washington "professor" by the name of Holly M. Barker. Seriously! She makes me ashamed of being from Washington state! SpongeBob apparently turned 20 years old yesterday. So, with this celebration going on, leave it to liberals to do something, or say something, to ruin it for everyone! Now, I will admit SpongeBob is ugly. But just because he's ugly doesn't make him dangerous. I'm ugly and I am not particularly dangerous. This Holly Barker is ugly too...

Well, I won't say she's not dangerous. In fact, she is very dangerous! She is a leftist. Leftists are extremely dangerous today. Just from the ideas they share they are dangerous. Now, this woman is accusing SpongeBob of being a racist colonizer because he lives in Bikini Lagoon in the Marshall Islands. I never watched SpongeBob before. I never desired to watch SpongeBob. I always thought he was too ugly. But I have seen how much kids today love SpongeBob. They don't know any better. All cartoons today are ugly! It's a shame kids will never grow up with the classic, cutesy cartoons. But this lady would no doubt say those cartoons were "racist". (actually by today's terms, they are. But they were still fun!)

Anyways, this article was presented in an academic journal that was written by Holly Barker. So, let's look at this...

She says

"SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland,"

I'm sure no kids watching this are even thinking about "colonial takings of indigenous lands". This is a cartoon that appeals to children whose age ranges between 2 and 10. It's made for people that age. Although I know of some adults (who must be out of their minds frankly) that also enjoy SpongeBob. But I don't think anyone watching this cartoon is even thinking about that. It's just a cartoon. Cartoons are supposed to be for fun and entertainment. Only the really dumb, gullible people grow up living their lives as cartoon characters. And even if they did think about colonization, these are ANIMALS!!! Sea sponges are literally millions and millions of years older than the first humans. They were in the Marshall Islands LONG before there were even monkeys. Even lemurs! If this woman were a real anthropologist, she would know that. Humans took land from the animals. Even so-called "indigenous people" stole land from animals. If every human lived indigenously, like the liberals want, then black people would all still be living in Africa, while every white person would still be living in Europe. And they griped when Trump told Illhan Omar to go back to Somalia and fix things there.

Stephen Hillenburg was the creator of SpongeBob, and he passed away last year, which vamped up SpongeBob's popularity. This also caused fans of the show to take to social media and express their sorrow. But in all that, Holly Barker can only resent the fact that no one wrote about the "normalization of colonial and military violence engendered through his cartoon depiction of Bikini Bottom". Some kind of extant horseshit like that. It's the same kind of BS I always used to hear from vegans who argued that we should all not eat meat because their hearts bled for some prey animals, when at the same time, they kept cats in their homes that would kill other animals for fun. It's like I've always said, leftists are the biggest hypocrites.

Let's move on. Barker also stated in her article...

as an "American character" allowed to inhabit an area that natives had no choice but to leave, SpongeBob showed his privilege of "not caring about the detonation of nuclear bombs."

UGH!! There's that word again! "Privilege". That's a word I am really getting sick and tired of. Sometimes it makes me want to fricken kill myself I hear it so much now. And I am beginning to hate it! Calm down! I'm not going to actually kill myself! I wouldn't give the leftists the satisfaction. They'll have to wait for GOD to take me down. Which admittedly, I hope is before things get much worse! Sometimes I'm grateful my dad didn't live to see this shit going on today. He's really the lucky one. I have to live through this stuff. And my head hurts from the constant facepalms I do every time I see bullshit like this being put out there.

And I must ask, why is it so important that SpongeBob "cares" what happened to native people??? A sponge is a SEA CREATURE!!!!! For Christ's sake! A sea creature that doesn't even have a brain! I bet if you went up to a real sea sponge under the ocean, and you ask it "Do you care that indigenous people were driven from their homes here on the Marshall Islands?" The sea sponge would not even respond. Know why? Because he DOESN'T CARE!! He cares nothing about you, or any people at all. All he'll care about is his own survival. That's how nature is. I dare this Holly Barker to go into the ocean off the Marshall Islands, and ask a sea sponge if it'll care that native people were driven from this island. Call me when you get a response from it. Hell! Go ask a starfish the same question. Or ask a squid. Or a jellyfish. Or a crab!! Ask any of those creatures and let me know when you get a response. I'll call Ripley's Believe It or Not. Or I'll call the woopee squad!

Barker also complains because most of the characters in SpongeBob are male characters. I think some time back, the LGBTQ people wanted to make SpongeBob and Patrick (the starfish) gay lovers. Seems I remember that being mentioned somewhere. Though I might be wrong. Anyways, SpongeBob is by far not the first, or only, cartoon to have mostly male characters. Let's face it, male characters have more......well...….character! There are some cartoons that have some female main characters, but most of the main characters in cartoons are male. Look at Loony Toons. Look at Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy. All males. All main characters. Even in my own stories, there's male main characters. Uncle Martin is a male character, so is most of his "gang". Though I've also had a lot of female characters as well, the males for some reason, are easier to work with.

Either way, I'm shocked this kind of shit is being taught in school. Particularly in a university! I'm like other people. I can't imagine paying for a child to go to a university where things like this is being taught. It boggles the mind! And the schoolboard wants to eliminate conservative teachers. Ya know, I was watching a little bit of Jaclynn Glenn today, which is rare for me. I don't really like her. But she is still an atheist. She grew up in a catholic family, but because of bullying (which seems to always happen in catholic homes) she became an atheist. I must ask, how can anyone who knows the Bible be an atheist in today's world? You notice, a lot of the prophecies in the Bible are coming true. It's happening all over today. If you don't see it, you must be a snowflake!