The other day, Eric Swalwell was doing an interview about impeaching president Trump, and he became famous once again for a fart he cracked on live TV. 😆😆😆 If you don't know who Eric Swalwell is, don't worry. He's a democrat. He's no one special. He dropped out of the political race some months ago. But now he's back in the limelight for cutting this fart on TV. I love this clip! He's sitting there, trying to look all distinguished and serious, talking about impeaching Trump. All of a sudden, you hear this very loud fart as he cuts his sentence and he is lifted 2 to 3 inches off his chair! LOL! He even chuckles a little bit after he's finished talking. Check it out for yourself...
I'd bet if Katrina had watched this, she would have been laughing so hard, she'd almost pass out! I know how Katrina is. She thinks this kind of stuff is hilarious! Truth to tell, sometimes I do too. But passing gas is a natural thing. People laugh mostly because it makes a funny sound. And it's coming out of an opening other than your mouth. Here's another interesting fact about farting; did you know you can fart from other orifices of your body? That includes your vagina, penis, and even your navel! They're not as loud or significant, but they do happen. They're also not as common as it is to pass gas from your ass.
I'm gonna tell my story, as silly as it is, and as private as it should be. LOL! But this post is about farts. One time I had to tinkle pretty bad, I'd held it in for about an hour, which I admit you should NEVER do! But I tend to when I am busy and cannot get to the rest room. After I emptied my bladder, I heard this slight tooting sound coming from my underside. I didn't feel it coming from my ass though. I was like "where the hell is that coming from?" Then it dawned on me, it was coming from my vaginal opening. My vagina was passing gas this time! It was a long one too! Until then, I never knew that could happen! It felt weird! But it does happen. I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Yeah I know! I have NO shame! I talk about anything on this dang blog! LOL!!
Well, as for Eric Swalwell, no one really cares that he let one rip on live TV. Everybody has to cut one sometimes. What gets most people is that he lied about it. First, Swalwell said he didn't hear anything while they were filming the clip. Then he said it wasn't him. Then he said it was a mug being pushed across a desk. Now, he's saying it was the guy sitting next to him. Make up your mind, dude! Or better still, tell the damn truth! Most people are saying they'd have more respect for him if he'd owned up to it, and maybe even made a joke about it. That's what I do! Like I'll cut one, and then sit there smiling, while saying "Ohhhhh that felt good!" Or sometimes I'll cough and out will come a loud fart, and I'll usually go "OUCH!! That HURT!!!" because it DOES!!!! Dammit that hurts more than anything!! Because it'll come out so fast and so hard! But I still make a joke out of it. It feels sometimes like my butt is on fire!
I told you all, I have NO shame! If I were in Eric Swalwell's shoes and that happened on live TV, I think I would have said "Don't worry dudes. That's my thrusters booming." LOL! But like every damn democrat, Swalwell has to sit there and lie saying he didn't do it, or he didn't hear it! Man! They heard that shit in China! How could you not hear that?? But you know democrats! They have to lie about everything! One person in a comment said "I'm surprised they didn't say it was Trump's fault." That has to be the funniest fart comment I've ever heard! Made me laugh anyways, since the democrats are always blaming everything on Trump. Yeah sure! Trump was crouching on the floor next to Swalwell and cut out a big fart so people would look at him and blame it on him. That's too funny! I'm surprised Trump hasn't said anything about this yet.
Well, at least conservatives don't lie like that! LOL!
I'd bet if Katrina had watched this, she would have been laughing so hard, she'd almost pass out! I know how Katrina is. She thinks this kind of stuff is hilarious! Truth to tell, sometimes I do too. But passing gas is a natural thing. People laugh mostly because it makes a funny sound. And it's coming out of an opening other than your mouth. Here's another interesting fact about farting; did you know you can fart from other orifices of your body? That includes your vagina, penis, and even your navel! They're not as loud or significant, but they do happen. They're also not as common as it is to pass gas from your ass.
I'm gonna tell my story, as silly as it is, and as private as it should be. LOL! But this post is about farts. One time I had to tinkle pretty bad, I'd held it in for about an hour, which I admit you should NEVER do! But I tend to when I am busy and cannot get to the rest room. After I emptied my bladder, I heard this slight tooting sound coming from my underside. I didn't feel it coming from my ass though. I was like "where the hell is that coming from?" Then it dawned on me, it was coming from my vaginal opening. My vagina was passing gas this time! It was a long one too! Until then, I never knew that could happen! It felt weird! But it does happen. I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Yeah I know! I have NO shame! I talk about anything on this dang blog! LOL!!
Well, as for Eric Swalwell, no one really cares that he let one rip on live TV. Everybody has to cut one sometimes. What gets most people is that he lied about it. First, Swalwell said he didn't hear anything while they were filming the clip. Then he said it wasn't him. Then he said it was a mug being pushed across a desk. Now, he's saying it was the guy sitting next to him. Make up your mind, dude! Or better still, tell the damn truth! Most people are saying they'd have more respect for him if he'd owned up to it, and maybe even made a joke about it. That's what I do! Like I'll cut one, and then sit there smiling, while saying "Ohhhhh that felt good!" Or sometimes I'll cough and out will come a loud fart, and I'll usually go "OUCH!! That HURT!!!" because it DOES!!!! Dammit that hurts more than anything!! Because it'll come out so fast and so hard! But I still make a joke out of it. It feels sometimes like my butt is on fire!
I told you all, I have NO shame! If I were in Eric Swalwell's shoes and that happened on live TV, I think I would have said "Don't worry dudes. That's my thrusters booming." LOL! But like every damn democrat, Swalwell has to sit there and lie saying he didn't do it, or he didn't hear it! Man! They heard that shit in China! How could you not hear that?? But you know democrats! They have to lie about everything! One person in a comment said "I'm surprised they didn't say it was Trump's fault." That has to be the funniest fart comment I've ever heard! Made me laugh anyways, since the democrats are always blaming everything on Trump. Yeah sure! Trump was crouching on the floor next to Swalwell and cut out a big fart so people would look at him and blame it on him. That's too funny! I'm surprised Trump hasn't said anything about this yet.
Well, at least conservatives don't lie like that! LOL!
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