AGH!! Fricken Libtards!!

I've made too damn many posts about fricken cats this month! I was so upset someone replaced MC Hammer's picture with a picture of an ugly gray tabby cat!!! Well! I hate gray tabbies. I always thought they were the ugliest cats. Red and brown tabbies tieing for second on that unenviable list. I just don't like tabbies. Though I used to have a brown tabby persian. But that was before I was a reborn INXS fan and before everyone I knew had cats--ALL of them, gray tabbies! That's why I don't like them. They're too common, and too plain, and too ugly. They all look the same as one another to me. No variety at all. Almost all of them I'd wager, have unknown heritages too.

More than the cats themselves, I hate catfags. I post this because I love arousing them. LOL! I remember a couple years ago when I posted this video of a stupid cat in the process of torturing a mouse, I got a very angry comment from someone. First name was Fredericka. Last name was some italian type name. It came from a troll account. I looked on that person's google plus account and it had just been created the same day. She came in that video, calling me every name in the book. LOL! She was TRIGGERED!!! I think "Fredericka" may have actually been this character I used to be friends with who called herself Linda Memphis. Or someone who had some connection with her. "Linda" may even be some kind of pseudonym. She got very butthurt when she found out that I hate cats. Obviously she was a liberal catfag. I should have ended the "friendship" then. I think she was also upset because I was not impressed with her celebrity meet-ups. I was happy for her when she finally met Tom Jones, but I was not impressed.

Sorry but, celebrity meet-ups do not impress me at all. My mom also met Tom Jones, and she met him when he was young and handsome. Not when he was old and looking like an old clown. And seriously, all Linda did was go to an airport and stalk him. She wants to be praised for that?! Fuck no! He didn't even look happy to meet her, to be honest! He never smiled in her video. The only time I'd be impressed by any celebrity meet-up is if the person meets Dian Fossey. Because she was a much harder person to meet. And, like me, was very hard to talk to. She was even hard to engage into a conversation. Just like me! That's how us introverts are. We take a lot longer to warm up for a conversation, and we don't put our trust in just anyone. Dian Fossey is my ultimate hero! Even more so than Michael and Timmy! Much as I love them, I admire Dian Fossey more. Anyway, people like Linda are the reason I don't want anything more to do with the fans. Because I was nothing but nice to her. I even grieved with her when her mom died last year. It was all a big mistake on my part! Because she turned out to be one of the libtard blind sheep SJWs.

I should take that all back now and say fuck her mom. She's in Hell now. LOL! Shoot! That'll get me a LOT of hates from the SJW INXS libtards. But, not sure that I care anymore. 😁 In fact, I encourage it now. WELL!!! She never once sent condolences to me when my father died! And she followed the lead of the blind sheep. So, fuck her and her whole family! Including those dumb cats she lives with. That was another thing, she also got upset because I never complimented those cats she lives with. But they are very "ho-hum" cats. In other words--DULL! They're either brown tabbies or gray tabbies, and they're nothing but mongrel alley cats that you see every day. Nothing special. In fact, the only INXS cat person I've seen with something different is Ollie Oleson. He has siamese cats, and they're beautiful.

Well, I finally got to see the new MH documentary. I even downloaded it. LOL! I downloaded it and put it on a DVD. I ain't that stupid! I knew better than to let that run without downloading it first. I know YouTube! I knew YouTube would eventually delete that video! So, I had to hurry up and save it. One fan was hinting that she wanted a copy of the videos. I didn't say anything! I wasn't going to post it! I'm done doing things for the fans. I made that mistake before, I'm not going to make it again! I posted the video of Michael's Rough Guide to Hong Kong for the fans last year. And even though I did that, and did LOTS of other favors for the fans, I still got trampled by the blind sheep in my time of grieving. So, sorry. I'm not helping them out anymore. I wish to GOD I could take back my posting of Michael's Rough Guide to Hong Kong!! But it's all over the INXS community now! UGH!!! I just wish I hadn't posted it. If I'd known what the fans really thought of me back then, I wouldn't have. Well!!! Really, that didn't come as any surprise to me. Like I said, it's hard to get to know an introvert, like me. And the fact that I don't like people probably doesn't help me make friends easily either. LOL! And remember too, we're dealing with libtards. Libtards are pretty famous for being a hateful bunch of people. They always hate people who have their own way of thinking, who are not PC, and who do not agree with everything they say, do or like. The sad thing is, the libtards don't know they are hateful. They blame other people for being hateful, but don't seem to see they themselves are hateful. They just think they are spreading positivity by speaking out against the "hateful people".

That's nothing but bullshit.

Snoop Dog is a liberal. He made a video depicting the assassination of Donald Trump. He's sent death threats to Trump and his administration. That sounds exactly like something a liberal would do! Now, I've never seen any INXS fans making threats like that (not recently anyways). But they do feel hate. I see it all the time among INXS fans. I get accused of hating all the time by the libtard INXS fans. I am also hated for it. That actually kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? LOL! A libertarian knows you don't defeat hate with hate. I don't hate other INXS fans. They make me mad because they act like such dumb liberals, and I want nothing to do with them. But I don't hate them. Not even the ones who are stupid liberals! More than anything, I feel sorry for them. They are clueless. That makes them deserve nothing but my pity. That's why when they attack me with their hate, I don't counterattack with more hate. I should, but I don't. I should call them every name in the book when they do it to me. But I don't. I do not like calling people names. The worst is I'll just tell them they are dumb when they act dumb, then beat them down with facts. 😊

One person on this thread in an anti-liberal group I am on said he has friends who are liberals and they don't make death threats. I told him "Then, they're not true liberals. If they don't make threats, and don't hate on anyone, then they're more likely libertarians." I am a libertarian. Though I think I am also a little on the conservative side. But libertarians are what liberals were back in the 1960s and 1970s. Something I am working on. LOL! We're not supposed to be against other parties, we just don't believe in the government.

Hard for me though. LOL! I'm simply against other people. But that's the introvert in me coming out.

I can hear the "ignore" button being pushed many times by more libtards now! LOL! Because I said Linda's mom is in Hell. But not one person ignored her when she did not send condolences to me when my father died. Says a lot about INXS fans who think they are "perfectly positive". Nevermind that I grieved with her when her mom died. I wish I could take that back! But I can't. Bummer! But that is why I will NEVER help out the fans again. EVER!! I hope those people enjoy the video I posted for them last year about Michael's trip to Hong Kong. Because they will never get anything like that from me again! I will post this movie as soon as I can (as soon as I can find a platform that will allow me to post it without censoring it in other countries!) I was hoping to do it by the 22nd. But like I said, only if I can find a good platform that will let me post it in it's entirety.

Ironically, the video is about Michael's fans. Not Michael himself (much). I do say a bit about Michael's life. I figured I had to. But for the most part, it's about the fans and their feelings for Michael. I wanted to do something no other fan has ever done. Lots of fans make videos flashing pictures and INXS's music. So what?! I wanted to do something completely different.

Sorry To Burst Your Bubble

There is a video out there of a kid crying and a cat lying next to the kid, and the person who posted it on YouTube called it "Cat comforts crying child: the cutest video on the internet". Not true! First of all, my girl Mya is cuter than any cat you can ever point out and thensome! Second of all, the cat is NOT "comforting" the child. Cats do not "comfort" people. Regardless of what the catfags think. Believe me, I know cats better than the average catfag. Catfags only think they know cats very well. But trust me when I say, catfags are severely anthropomorphic. Not felimorphic, despite what they think. I'm here to debunk these beliefs. Catfags would read this and refuse to believe it, but as a person who has studied animal behavior for the better part of 40 years, I know what I am talking about. Cats are NOTHING like dogs, who actually do develop bonds with their owners.

If you see the video, the child is crying and the cat appears to the average person to be concerned. Believe me, he is not concerned with the child's feelings. He's attracted to the high-pitched whimpering sounds the child is making in the video. To the cat, it sounds like a prey animal in agony, and that makes him happy. To an average person, it looks like concern and it looks like the cat wants to "comfort" the child. But that is actually very far from the truth.

I've often heard people say their cats can tell when they are feeling sad. I say, no they can't. They are not showing sympathy or concern when they approach you when you are feeling sad. When a person is sad, or upset, their body temperature rises. Cats can detect that, and that is what attracts them. Cats love warmth, so when the cat is near you when you are sad or upset, he is not trying to make you feel better, or comfort you. He is only attracted to the warmth your body is giving off. I once read a comment by someone who said he was down with a fever one time and his cats cuddled against him to "keep him warm and safe". I debunked that quickly. I told him, "No, YOU were keeping THEM warm and safe". Cats don't care if you are safe. If an intruder breaks into your house, the cat sure won't protect you. It'll save it's own butt and not give any cares what happens to you. This person was down with a fever, again, the cats were only trying to get themselves warm. He could have been a wood-stove and the cats would have done the same thing.

Now, one time my mom was ill, and her dog Muffin would lay outside her bedroom door, waiting for her, making sure she was OK. He actually looked concerned about her. No cat I've ever known has done that. Only if they are in the same room with the person, and they will only lay on that person for warmth. Not to comfort the person.

Also, if you watch the video, the cat claws at the child and the child says in Japanese "It hurts". The cat also tries to bite the child on the nose or mouth. So, you know it's definitely thinking the child is prey. That's not showing concern, and it's not cute!

Really and truly, cats do not want to be a part of your family. They don't really love people. There are exceptions though. But they are very rare cases. I've only seen a few cases where a cat truly loves their owners. The best way to really tell if a cat loves you is if they lick you like a dog. Cats groom their kittens by licking them. This allows them to taste, smell, and feel their kittens. These are very important senses to cats. They pass this behavior on only to people they really REALLY love. If they don't "groom" you, then they don't really love you. Grooming is their bonding tool. Any cat can purr and rub it's face on people. That's not really showing love. That's part of how they mark their territory. They do the same thing to trees in the wild. Doesn't mean they love those trees, it just means they are claiming ownership of the area they are in. And cats also purr when they are in pain or in fear. So, that's not showing love either.

Sorry to burst the bubbles of catfags. No wait! I LOVE bursting the bubbles of catfags! LMAO! But unless the cat in your house licks you like a dog, it does not really love you, and you're sharing your space with a demon who doesn't care if you live or die. As long as they get fed and warmth, they'll tolerate your presence.

Changes To UMG Productions' Website

I am working on some changes to the site. I am keeping with the idea of making some new changes, even though I have given up the idea of not selling ebooks anymore. Though I still don't sell as many ebooks as I'd like. I have decided to just keep going with ebooks and still continue with the changes I had intended to make.

One change I made was with the banner. I changed the look of the site to a more relaxing feel. People like to feel relaxed when they watch videos and read books, so I wanted to create that look. Though the banner may be a little loud. Another thing I am adding is a "UMG Graveyard". That is a character graveyard, where all the characters that we no longer use are gone to. Some characters from the past that are listed have been used recently, for example Swen. But he last teamed up with Odel in 2007 and hasn't been used since. So, he made it to the graveyard. Another example is a character named Hannaroi (pronounced like "Haw-na-roy"). I haven't seen her in stories since I was a kid! Back in those days, she was a pretty well used character. Unfortunately, I barely remember the stories she was presented in, as Katie's family has those stories, and they never made it to UMG Productions. But I did put her in the graveyard for the stories she did back in the day. One thing I do remember about her, she was a little snitch who always told on Brad and Bill in the early days. She was Katie O'hara's character.

The graveyard is accessible on the Characters page. I am however, still working on it. So, if you access it, there won't be quite that much info available on it. Another change I made is you can now order DVD copies of any movie on UMG Productions. They come complete with DVD case and all that good stuff. This feature is only available for movies though. Not videobooks. Videobooks are still only viewable on the site. I charge the same price for all DVDs. Pretty much like ebooks now.

So far, that's the extent of the work I have completed. I am trying to imagine a good logo for UMG Productions. The use of Martin's image is just a little overwhelming. I'd still like to use him for the logo, but make the logo a bit more simplistic. My partner says logos are never as detailed as the picture I am currently using. Of course I cannot do anything about the image used in the books created and put up on the site so far. I can only use the new logo in any future publications to come. But that's OK. Not bad seeing Martin's image on these books and movies.

OK, So My Secret's Out

Hehe! Now I know I have been found out. People now know I am Candi Finch on Facebook. Well, if they haven't figured it out yet, I'm shocked! Most people knew I am currently the forerunner of UMG Productions. I've also been pumping out stories like crazy this past couple months. Even Katrina decided to get in on the action. She submitted a story idea and I helped her complete it by supplying the illustrations. It's a brand new story, never before been released. It's pretty good too. She does have quite a head for story-telling. I guess I taught her well! Well (using my very best James Cagney impersonation--which isn't that good) I'm glad my secret's out now. Glad! You hear? GLAD!! LOL! Well, let's face it, I knew it was going to surface one way or another. I'm not surprised, I'm not shocked. I'm not angry either. Now at least, I can breathe again.

How did I come up with the name Candi Finch? Well, Candi is the name of one of my characters from UMG Productions. The one who is most like me. She appears in the stories INXS Goes to Mount St. Helens, and Hutchess: A Picture Diary. And "Finch" is the name of the guy I was married to at one time. Actually, it was spelled "Finsch". But I took the "s" out and just spelled it like Finch, like the bird. And I often do use a gouldian finch as my mascot on Facebook because of it. LOL! Long story there, but one I am sure everyone can guess. Anyway, I sent a friend a copy of my INXS compilation book, which is not even available yet on the site, and she posted her favorite pics from the book in her group. Which I am fine with. It's her book and it's her group! 😊 I sent it to her because I felt so bad about what happened to her child. I figured she needed a smile, so I sent her that book.

I never had kids, so I have no idea what it's like to lose one. I can only guess. I know nothing can completely cover the agony someone is feeling that just lost a child. But I just hope that book made her smile, if only for a few minutes. I owed this friend too. She shut Tess Obrien up when she talked about me behind my back on her group. For that, I am forever grateful. My emotions were too weak back then to shut anyone up. LOL! Well now, I've got Tess on ignore, so what the hell. LOL!

I've only blocked people that I personally had as friends on Facebook before that ditched me after my father died. In short, I blocked the libtard blind-sheep SJW fans. But like I said, there are probably others I should have blocked that I didn't know anything about. Now at least, they can block me if they want to. I really couldn't care less now. I'm done blocking people myself. Now, the trash I didn't see can take it's self out. My hands are clean.

Oh yes! As for ebooks on my site, forget what I said about them before, about them not being available after this year. I spoke to the ebook platform that I've been using, and they seem to have agreed to allow me to keep my privileges that I had before they became a paid site. Thank GOD!!! Now, I can keep my other INXS stories up!! Of course I do not get use of their new features, but that is OK. I got all I need now for ebooks and that's enough. What I was most worried about losing was PDF stamping!! Without that, any asshole can pirate my ebooks!! I don't want that! With that, at least I'd be able to see who they were if they tried.

UGH!!! Poor, Poor MC Hammer!!!

I looked back in a post in my old archives here from October of 2008. I had talked about some of my favorite musicians of the past. I am not a fan of MC Hammer much anymore. I do have some of his songs on my MP3 player, but they are old school rap. I haven't heard anything recently from him. But I did used to think he was kinda cute, because he reminded me of a boyfriend I had back when I was a teenager, when MC Hammer was uber-popular.

Well, to quote, this is what I said in the post:

I went to Hammer's concert too. I was just amazed how much he resembled my former boyfriend! That was when he looked like this:

I looked at that post today, and saw a disgusting sight that was so ghastly, I cannot unsee it now. I think my account was hacked. Or someone's account was! I'm not sure, I think I just linked that picture to another account and had it posted here. But after that quote, I saw this image:

 

YUK!!!! It's a fricken gray tabby cat!! The UGLIEST fricken cat I've ever seen in all my life!!! That's NOT MC Hammer!!! Now that I've seen this disgusting image, I can't unsee it!! Even 100 washings of my eyes cannot clean this image out! Who the hell did that?! I was talking about how cute MC Hammer was back in the day, only to find it saying he looked like this!! UGH!! My apologies to MC Hammer. I did not mean you look like a disgusting gray tabby cat!!! Well anyways, I replaced the image with a pic of MC Hammer back when I thought he looked like my old boyfriend.

Yes, I am angry! Angry that someone was so cruel as to do that to me. Not just to me, but to MC Hammer too. A thousand apologies, and I still don't feel like I've completely covered it enough!

LMAO!

Shit-Faced Dogs

Nowadays, most people who own dogs either have labradors, pugs, yorkshire terriers, golden retrievers, pit bulls, or some other kind of bulldog-type breed. Very rarely do you ever see anyone who has a newfoundland dog walking alongside them, or a collie, or a sheltie, or a cairn terrier, or a papillon. Someone on one of the anti-SJW groups I am on once asked why do people always go for shit-faced dogs? There are plenty of cute dogs out there, why do people always go for shit-faced dogs. Well, she didn't say it that way, she used the P-word. But you get the picture. I think mostly she was referring to pugs and pit bulls and other bully breeds. Well, personally I think pugs are kinda cute. I used to not like them either. But then I was judging them by the ugly BYB-style, skinny pugs. I like them fat, cobby with a plushy coat like you see in shows. I think that makes them look like teddy bears.

I personally think the main reason everyone today likes "shit-faced dogs" is because, let's face it, people today LOVE ugly!!! It's like the uglier it is, the more everyone loves it. Look at how popular Spongebob is. And the Simpsons. And cats and panthers. And anime. And Justin Timberlake. And Justin Beiber. What do all these things have in common? They're ALL ugly as fuck! Apparently I'm not ugly enough, which is why I am not popular. I need to do something to make myself look even uglier, then people will flock to me. LOL! But it seems today "ugly" is the new "pretty". And what is pretty, everyone else thinks is ugly. Some people say my drawings are ugly. I draw the way I've been drawing since I was a year old. Of course there have been some improvements. But mostly, I use the same technique I've always used all my life. I've tried drawing in anime-style. But it didn't look good to me. I tried drawing Uncle Martin in anime, and it made him look terrible. But I like my style of drawing. It may not look pretty to today's anime-manga-loving freaks, but it is the style I've come to learn and come to love, and took over 40 years to bring to this point.

My specialty is animals. Though I do have limits. I don't draw cats or panthers if I can avoid it. The only time you will see any kind of cat or panther in any of my stories is if they are playing the bad guys. Or if they are scared off in the story. The Black Panther logo was Trisha's idea, not mine! I also don't really do many drawings of dogs. I did tons of drawings of dogs when I was a kid, and frankly, I kinda got tired of it. Though I have been known to draw wolves and foxes. But I got bored with the drawing of dogs long ago. Though I can still do it, and I think I do it even better than I did back in the day. Most of my drawings today are of wild animals, especially lemurs. But most especially, I like to draw the mammals from my Metazoic list. Animals no one today would recognize. Most people mistake them for modern mammals. Like Davy often gets mistaken for a horse. In all fairness, he does have the body of a horse. But he has claws like a bear, a tail like a dinosaur, a head like a kangaroo, and jaws like a lion. Tim is another example. He's often mistaken for a modern cow or ox. But he is about 10-times bigger than any modern ox. Though superficially, he does look like an ox. Though his horns are more deer-like than ox-like.

There are some characters that look nothing like any modern animals around today. Like Brad. Brad kindof resembles a cross between an antelope, a camel and a squirrel. He has a long neck like a camel, feet like a camel, legs like an antelope, tail like a dinosaur, head like a squirrel, but he has a knobby horn on the back of his head like no modern mammal has. I would compare it to a cassowary horn that grew back instead of up. His closest modern relatives would be rats. Not squirrels. Those are the animals I like drawing. They're more exciting to draw than any modern mammals. Though the one modern animal that I tend to draw more than any other, besides lemurs, is the horse. If you can draw a horse, you can draw almost any type of mammal! Most mammals are built similar to horses.

Forgiveness Does Not Mean...

Just because I say I forgive someone does not mean that I have to like them. There's been several people I have forgiven that I still do not like. Like Tess O'brien for example. And I read someone say they'd like to go to Australia and meet her! UGH! Take me please GOD!!! LOL! I hope I NEVER meet Tess O'brien! If I did, I'd probably punch her in the mouth. I wouldn't even care if the kid is watching. I'd just tell the child, "This is what could happen to people who spread rumors without getting facts." LMAO! And Katrina says "Yeh, then watch yourself get carted off to jail!" LOL! I think someone would have to be rather sick in the head to want to meet Tess O'brien. But whatever! There are those who listen to her that I know are sick in the head. I call them the blind-sheep libtard SJWs. SJWs never get facts before they spread anything. They just love to spread negativity no matter what it's about.

Well, she's a great example of someone I have forgiven, but still do not like. In fact, I have her blocked on Facebook. Though Katrina thinks maybe she's changed. I said I doubt it. A hippopotamus (like Tess) cannot change it's color. Shoot! I just insulted the hippos! Sorry to all the hippos out there! But anyways, you get the picture. I don't think I'll ever learn to like Tess. I prefer friends who, if they are going to spread shit behind my back, that they learn ALL the facts first. I seriously don't mind being talked about, but someone who would talk about me without getting all the facts, well that makes them no better than the delusional mods in my eyes. No wait! The delusional mods were different. They would twist words and sentences around to give them a totally different meaning. Of course I believe Tess has also done that. By telling one of my friends I was "glad that she was depressed" and that I "wanted her to harm herself". Which I NEVER said, and would NEVER want anyone to do. But even after she claimed all that about me, though she does not know me hardly at all (we were only friends on Facebook for a couple months), I still forgive her. Not because I want to make friends with her again. That won't EVER happen again! LOL! But because I want to just leave it all out of my life. Someone once told me that holding a grudge is like letting someone live in your mind rent-free. I don't even want Tess in my house, let alone in my head! LOL! So that is why I choose to forgive her.

Anyway, I recently heard my sis tell me that Andy (from the old complex in Bozeman) is now down with terminal throat cancer. When I heard that, it actually shocked me! And no, I was not happy about it! Even though this man is a bum, a dickwad, a dumbass, and a butt-wipe, and he was always cruel to me and my sis and our dogs, I still do not think even he deserves cancer. And I have long-since forgiven Andy for all that. After losing my own father to cancer last year, it made me see the seriousness of the disease. To me, cancer is like the world's worst serial killer. It needs to be captured and given the death sentence. And I feel bad for any of it's victims. Even Andy! Though there is an air of doubt that this is indeed true, because Andy has been known to lie to get sympathy. I seriously hope it's not true. I hate to think of anyone getting cancer anymore. It's terrible. And I remember a few years ago, I said I hope the next person that dies in that building is Andy. I DIDN'T MEAN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking he'd charge someone and throw himself into a wall, or blow his top and drop dead that way, or slip quietly into a seizure and not wake up. Not that I think the seizure is any less serious. But at least it's not painful. But not with cancer! Cancer sucks!!

The term "Cancer sucks" has become such a cliche with me! I think I need to begin a "cancer sucks" campaign. Perhaps raise some money for cancer research, and to help those who cannot afford the treatment. Like those types that the doctors do not have a sure cure for, like the type my dad had. Only 2 places in the USA are actually working on a cure for the type he had, and his insurance would not pay for the treatment because it is not FDA approved. Yet! But the type my father had is a death-sentence. The cure is still only in the experimental stage. Maybe I can push to have it approved by the FDA. The problem is, merkel-cell carcinoma is such a quick killer, I think the patients who are stricken with it simply don't last long enough to get the full treatment. I know it killed my father in just a matter of months. This was a man who was so healthy, a horse would envy him. He was healthy one minute, and gone the next. The type he had is also so rare, that might also be why so few places are working on a cure for it. Literally, only one in a million people get that kind of cancer. And when they do, they are as good as dead. That's not right, IMO.

It would be such a nice thing if one day we can hear someone say "Hey, I have cancer" and we can answer "Oh. Well no problem, that's an easy, quick fix!" and get them cured right away. Like with flu. 200 years ago, things like the flu, measles, cholera, small pox, they were ALL killers that had no cure. Look at them now. We can cure them with close monitoring and drugs. And we even have ways to avoid them altogether. It'd be great if we could say the same thing about cancer. Here's where I should put in something like MLK's "I have a dream" speech. Because I do have a dream. A dream that someday, we can look cancer straight in the face and laugh.

Michael On My Mind

I miss him a lot! At this time of year, I am constantly thinking of him. Well, this year I am celebrating his life in style! My biggest achievement is finally finishing this INXS compilation story. I got my proof copy today, and I approved it. So, once that is posted, it will be ready to distribute. But to be honest, I am a wee bit nervous. This book was made by a fan for the fans. I'm still not a friend of the fans. Been let down one too many times by them to be that. But hey! That's fine. Not being a friend of the fans is what actually makes me a happier person! I don't have to try and impress anyone. I don't have to be what they want me to be to keep them happy. Plus, I've got the libtards and SJWs ignored. So all is cool!

Of course I know there are going to be some fans (again, libtards and SJWs) who might read this book and say "Hey! You can't write this about INXS!" and take everything I say in this book WAY too seriously and possibly report it to the band and the family. Though I do not think I portrayed any disrespect to the guys. I do say that these stories are FICTION, and that nothing in these stories is meant to convey the true characteristics of the band at all. But you know there is always going to be people who will find the negative even in something as innocent as the release of a story. A story that is only meant to make the fans laugh and giggle, and not meant to be taken seriously. I especially heard about fucking Rosanda! UGH!! I heard she squeals like a baby when someone uses a picture of INXS. Fuck her! I look back now and I can't even believe I used to like that woman! But since I've found out she runs and tattles on people like a schoolroom sissy, I think the kindest thing she's ever done for me was to unfriend me on Facebook! See, GOD has a plan and a purpose for everything! I guess this one former "friend's" infection was a GOD-send for me! Though at the time I did not know it! LOL! But it got people like Rosanda out of my life for good! God damn her all to Hell!

And wasn't it me they kept accusing of being "negative" and "hateful"? LMAO!!! So funny, coming from a bunch of SJWs! There isn't a more negative and hateful group of people than the INXS SJWs and libtards! They prove it every single day! I think they've been living in their little plastic bubbles for too long! They only see corruption in everyone else but not themselves. I, at least, tell it like it is. No hiding, no hypocrisies, no plastic bubbles here! I just tell it like it is! I don't demand any apologies and as well, I don't give any! And in fact, there's only one person I take my hat off to; and that's my hair-dresser! hehe!

Ya know, that's why I don't typically judge people. Because I know I am not perfect. So, I don't expect other people to be perfect either. That's one thing these people can never say I've done. I've never judged another fan. Well, at least not since I turned 36 and decided to grow up. That's why I will never understand these SJWs and libtards who judge others because we don't like the same things they do. But then again, that's what makes them libtards. Only libtards get angry at people who do not share the same interests as them. Like, I still don't like Paula Yates. The libtards hate me because I don't like her, and I don't care if Lily's feelings get hurt because I don't like her. Sorry for Lily's feelings, I know she did not choose to have Paula as a mom. But I still do not like Paula Yates at all. I never did, and I never will. Fuck her up the ass, I'll never be a fan of her's! And that just drives the libtards CRAZY!!!! They cannot control me, and that pisses them off to no end! Shoot, one libtard even accused me of being "jealous" of Paula! LMAO!!!!! That's about the funniest thing I've heard since calling lions "the king of beasts". And they are no more the "king" than I am king of the world. If I am going to envy anyone who was with Michael, it's going to be someone who he looked a lot happier with, and was a lot more attractive than Paula was, and a lot less psycho. Like Kylie and Helena. Though I think Paula was a dog-lover. And that's pretty cool. One brownie-point for Paula. But that's only one. She has yet to earn more than one in my eyes.

But ya know what? Helena is also a dog-lover too. In one of her most recent pics, I saw her with a cute little Australian shepherd puppy! As for Kylie, I don't know. She looks more like a cat-person, which is NO points in my book. If she worships demons, that does not make her look that good to me.

What Is WGHOW?

Not WGTOW, but WGHOW. That is Woman Going Her Own Way. It's similar to MGTOW, but it's women who do not want to get married and have kids. I saw a video last night about a guy discussing WGTOW, and there was a forum about it. It's full of psychos! They are basically feminists gone crazy! Or as I like to call them, "feminazis". They want to kill all men, and kill any kids they may have that are born male. UGH! That is NOT what WGHOW is! That's not even what MGTOW is all about!! MGTOW men are complete jerks, but I've never heard one say they want to kill women or female children!!!

I don't want to kill men. I don't want to see all men killed either. And I don't want to kill male babies! I love men! I just don't want to get married. The only man I ever would have married is now dead. I've been sad about his death ever since it happened. That is precisely why I totally separate myself from this so-called "WGTOW". Instead, I call myself a "WGHOW". I'm a woman who loves men, but does not love the idea of getting married or having kids. I just like to be by myself. Only the company of immediate family reaches my favor. I'd be a happy girl with just my mom and sis living close by and maybe have male friends on the side.

Sometimes I do regret not having kids. Sometimes I look into the future and think "How is my legacy going to be carried on?" I worked so hard on what I have done. How can I do all that work only to have it just thrown out the window when I die? But then there are times I think about my own personal feelings about having kids, and I am glad I never had kids. One thing is, I can't take that high-pitched screeching kids are always doing. And babies creep me out! I once met a woman who said she's never seen anyone so creeped out by a baby before, when I refused to give her kid the attention he wanted from me. But I am not fond of children. Especially children too young to talk. Because I don't know what they want! I don't understand them when they try to talk. Dogs, at least, I can figure it out just by knowing what a dog typically wants. And my dogs are generally not that loud when they need something. Nothing like the crying of a baby!

I don't like kids very much, but I am not one to tell people they should not have kids. Although when I see someone who is pregnant and has 3 kids tagging along after them, my first thoughts are "hasn't this woman ever heard of birth control?!" LOL! I never say it, but I sure as hell think it! I actually have seen this before. Many times! I would wonder why someone would want more than 2 kids. If I'd ever had kids myself, I would have stopped at 2! Or I would hope to! Depending on how active my hubby would have been. I'd never have wanted more than that!

Well, that's what separates me from WGTOW. I don't even like MGTOW men!!! Most of the ones I've met are assholes. They revel at the idea that they don't have to be gentlemen but that women will love them anyway. Well, not this woman. I wouldn't even make friends with a MGTOW man. For one thing, they are nothing more than radicals. Instead of talking about what is positive about women, all I ever hear from MGTOWs is what is wrong with modern women. Well, not ALL women are as they describe. Another thing I always hear from them is that fat women are all ugly feminists. Well, in part, I have to agree with that. But not all fat women are interested in becoming feminists. I know I am not. But I also know there is a stigma that MGTOW men are going to hold me to that all fat women are such because we always go to McDonald's and chow down on burgers every day. I may be fat, but that does not mean I go to McDonald's or Burger King every day! In fact, in the past year, I've only been to Burger King one time. I've been to McDonald's zero times. LOL! I just don't go out to eat often. I prefer cooking my own dinner as long as I am capable.

I watched a video by Red Pill Philosophy, and he described his encounter with two women he saw on the beach. He described them as "there was a big, fat woman who was hideous, and she was walking with a thin woman who was eh kinda cute..." then he goes on to describe how he tried to strike up a conversation with the thin woman and she looked at him and said "Do you want me to punch you in the face?!" It shocked him, so he said. LMAO! I saw that and I am sitting here thinking "There HAS to be more to the story than that!" He must have been shit-talking the thin woman's fat friend to her! Or maybe she was angry that he did not at least say "pardon me" to the fat woman. A gentleman would have. Whether he thought the fat girl was "attractive" or not. LOL! See, that kind of attitude I don't like either in MGTOW men. They think women, who do not wear a size one or two, don't deserve politeness. I'd even wager the fat girl was not even as "hideous" as he made her out to be. There are some very attractive fat girls out there! Not necessarily obese, like me. But "thick" women can be beautiful, and especially if they have a bubbly attitude.

Yes, I still believe we should revert back to the days of chivalry, kill all the feminazis, and take things back to the old days, when everyone had good manners and kept their hands to themselves! Until that happens, I am remaining a WGHOW girl.

Some Questions Answered

Oh my goodness! Look at this....

Check out #4. His great grandfather was from India. That answers a LOT of questions I've had over the years about Michael. For one thing, it answers the questions about his ties to SE Asia and why his family spent so much time there. That has to be why! I wonder though, was that on his father's side or his mother's? It's still interesting! I knew though that Michael was born in Australia, but spent most of his life in Hong Kong. It also answers the question of where Michael got his good looks!

I need not tell you that I actually find Indian men very attractive!! In one of the groups I am on, someone asked what country has the best-looking men. I said I used to think it was Australia, until I got to know a few men from there who were total pansies. I don't mean gay either. I'm talking about libtards. I added "Now, I think India has some of the best-looking men". It's true! But only those from the more affluent areas. Not those who live in the slums. You should see my partner. I still call him my partner! LOL! He doesn't think he's handsome, and I saw his pic and I told him he has to be kidding me! I told him he's actually one of the cutest men I've ever seen in my life!

Another thing that caught my eyes, he said he thought Kylie's voice was terrible. LOL! I actually liked Locomotion. I'm not into bubblegum pop, but I thought it was a cute little tune. Michael did look happier with her. MUCH happier than he looked with Paula. Yeah, I still do not like Paula. LOL! I don't give a shit what the Yatesfags think. One thing though, she must have been a dog-lover, which to me is a good thing. It rubbed off on her children. All except for Lily. I don't think Lily has a dog of her own. I've seen her holding Pixie's dog though. Lily needs to get with the program! She needs to get herself a dog! I think she'd look good with a pomeranian. Or maybe even a maltese. Something fashionable like that.

Also check out #5. Poor Michael had butterfingers. That sounds like something I would do. Not on purpose. I just happen to be clumsy. And I seem to be getting worse in my old age!! UGH! Not really dropping everything (all the time). More like I can't speak anymore. I don't know why. My tongue seems to get ahead of my brain, and then winds up tied in knots.

New Computer, New Life

Thanks a lot Dad!!! I think he put a curse on me and my sis! Why? I don't know. Maybe it's because my sis and I no longer get along with Kathy and her family. But that's their fault! Not ours! I was perfectly willing to remain friendly with them, but had no idea Stephanie harbored so much hatred towards me. I mean, I knew there was a bit a friction before between me and Kathy's kids. Mostly because I am not a libtard like they are. I speak my mind and I don't give any bullshit. I don't take any either. That pisses them off because Kathy kept them in a plastic bubble all their lives, like most libtard parents do with their kids. But now, my Dad seems to have put a curse on us. So many bad things have happened to us in the months since he passed. Of course my problems began the moment he died. Of course they were no worse problems than what I had before he died. LOL! My sis's problems began when we started having these problems with Kathy and her family. If you ask me, Dad is punishing the wrong people. Punish the people who really started this whole thing! That would be Kathy and her family.

You know why I always come off as sounding like such a know-it-all? Because I only listen to experts, and I question EVERYTHING!!!!!! It drives everyone I speak to CRAZY! Like that song by the Gin Blossoms that says "I don't wanna take advice from fools", well neither do I. You should have seen me back in my early breeding days, when I started with chihuahuas. Remember when I spoke of Rhonda saying I am "spineless" and that was why I listened to Tanya (of Tanya's Chihuahuas)? Well, she couldn't have been more wrong. You should see Tanya's bred-by's compared to Rhonda's. Tanya had more show wins. Rhonda in fact, had NONE. If I wanted to do better in the chihuahua breed, who do you think I'm going to listen to? I'll give you a hint; not the one with no show wins to their name! LOL! Rhonda never even acted like an adult. She kept her usual childlike mentality, and that is not good when you're dealing with ANY breed!

I also question everything. Not because I totally doubt it, but because I want to make absolutely sure of something. I've been misled before, and it only leads to embarrassment and the perpetrators thinking it's funny. While I don't mind making people laugh, there is a time and place for everything. Sometimes, I have to be serious about something. Sometimes, I may go to several people about the same subject. When I am researching someone or something, like a business I intend to exploit services from, I look for reviews by other people. I read both the good and bad reviews. If the negative overwhelms the positive, or if more than one person says the same thing, then I don't buy from that person. I also look at the responses by the business. Like that company, Amy's Baking Company that was on Kitchen Nightmares a few years ago, and even on Dr. Phil. They reacted so harshly to negative reactions, instead of using them to better their business. But then again, Amy had cats. I wouldn't eat at her place anyway. I won't even go into a house that has cats living in it. You think I want a cat fag preparing my food, even in a restaurant?! Especially someone who says these cats are their "sons"! That's one "child" that will never love you back.

I think for Amy, it was those cats that made her an angrier person. That and that husband of her's. He was a very angry person. But then again, cat people are almost always libtards. Libtards are typically angry people. One thing I've discovered, that's why so many INXS fans are cat people; they're almost always libtards. Plus, another thing I've noticed about them; all the INXS fans who own cats do not believe in GOD. Tarot cards and Ouija boards are their gods. Those kinds of people are typically cat people. I love the LORD Almighty, so that is why I love my dogs. hehe! That's also why I totally believe cats are nothing but Earth-demons. In ancient Egyptian culture, the crocodile was actually a greater spirit than the cat. So was the dung beetle. What does that say? LOL! Remember this people next time some idiot on the internet tries to convince you cats are better "because the ancient Egyptians worshiped them". Total bullshit! Crocodiles are more skilled hunters and dung beetles at least would make much more useful companions.

Well anyway, I had to go out and get a new computer because my old one dropped as I was taking it to have the fan fixed. They think it's a motherboard problem now. Makes me MAD!!! I'd still like to have my old computer back, but I cannot do anything until after the holidays. I might risk it then. Don't know though. It may be worth it, it may not be worth it. Who knows? I think it's a part of this curse my father has put on me from the Heavens! So dad, if this is you, CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!! We've both had enough!!!!! Now, I want to see you do something about the ones who actually did start this! Leave me and my sis OUT OF THIS!!!!! Actually, when I sent the computer in to be repaired, I was anticipating the worst outcome. I knew it would not be able to be revived because of the drop. And maybe it is just the motherboard. Like I said, I might risk it. But not until after the holidays. I cannot do anything until then. But I do have a new laptop now, and I am loving it. Just taking a while to get used to it.

Dire Wolf

I am not only a member of a few INXS groups, but also a member of several dog-related groups too. I do learn a lot now. I can always use some learning. One thing I learned is someone out there thinks he has a "dire wolf". UGH!! Stupid people!! He must have been asleep all his life, because he does not seem to know that dire wolves went extinct 10,000 years ago! That is, there HAS NOT BEEN a single dire wolf on Earth for more than 10,000 years! People make me sick! This idiot was so positive he has a dire wolf, he threatened to kill someone who opposed his idea! I cannot believe some dumbass people!

More likely, what that person has, is nothing more than a husky/malamute mixed DOG. Not a wolf! And definitely NOT a dire wolf!!! You won't find anyone breeding any dire wolves anywhere! I don't care what they say. Get educated you dumb fucks!!!!! But just like all uneducated fools who go out and buy these weird mongrels because they think they're getting something special, this guy got so angry at someone trying to educate him that he threatened them with bodily harm. If I ever meet anyone who tries to tell me they have a "dire wolf", I'm going to tell them upfront, dire wolves are EXTINCT!!!! And I don't care what repercussions they threaten me with!

Hell, I am getting mean in my old age! LOL! These days, you almost have to be. These libtards who always want to believe other uneducated libtards, and threaten those who try to correct them. Shoot! I see that all the time among libtards. They will never learn, because they enjoy being libtards.

Speaking of me being mean in my old age, yesterday, I darn nearly came close to hitting someone. There is this woman I sometimes see on the bus who rides with this guy who also has a service dog, a big black labrador. I had reached my destination and I was getting off the bus with Mya. She is still in training, and I have to keep reminding her to stay away from other dogs. As a service dog in training herself, I cannot let her socialize with other dogs. So, I kept telling her to stay away from that other dog. Well, as I was saying that, I heard the woman say "oh shut up!" I was stunned! I wasn't even talking to her! Or her male companion! I almost hollared off and smacked her upside the head! That is, until I looked at her and noticed she was talking on her phone. Then I figured she must have been telling the person on the phone to shut up. Or maybe even her male companion. I don't know either of their names, but I have seen them several times before riding the bus. They are a part of the over 55 libtard club that typically rides the bus early in the day. I don't talk to them at all.

Some people I believe, think that just because Mya is so young that she cannot be a service dog. She is in training. I'm training her for when she turns a year old and I have her officially trained. Then I can get one of those vests for her to wear. But that is why I have to pull Mya away from other dogs and people. I have to now start treating her like a real service dog. She's had her fun socializing with people and other dogs. Now, it's time for her to grow up and start taking her job more seriously. I have to stop letting people pet her when we are out and about. That's the hardest. Keeping Mya away from other dogs comes natural to me, especially if they are bigger dogs that I believe can hurt her. But I like letting her meet other people. So, it's not easy for me to tell someone they cannot pet her.

Anyway, after that close call, I started to become rather disturbed by my reaction to this woman I thought was telling me to shut up. I am not usually like that!! I usually never want to hurt anyone! But I am fearing I will become a bit more uncontrollable as I get older. Maybe it's the bit of loneliness I am feeling in this town without my family anywhere that is causing this. Maybe there is a part of my father's death that I still have not coped with that is making me bitter. Maybe it was living with Patti for those 3 long days that I am still dealing with that is making me angry. Maybe it was the reaction by the people I thought were my friends that is making me nastier as I get older. Maybe it's the financial stress I am going through now that is making me angrier. I don't know. All I know is, I am becoming something I don't want to become. I don't want to become a bully! I spend a lot of my time standing up against bullying! The last thing I ever wanted to become was an old bully! I don't need this in my life!!!

I think once my sis gets here, I might go back to my usual sweet self.

461 And Counting!

This is scary. I now have 461 subs! To me, it's scary. I never expected to reach this number of subscribers. It scares me! I'll probably have around 500 by the end of the year. oh LORD help me! LOL! Don't get me wrong, I adore my subscribers. But that means 461 people are watching. 461 people are hearing every word I am saying. 461 people are seeing my flaws. This is another reason I never wanted to become popular on YouTube. People begin to really watch you. You never really do know WHO is watching you too. Someone watching could be a maniac.

People not only begin really watching you, they also begin really listening too. You know how people on the internet take things out of context and make them out to be worse sounding than it really is. It happened to Joy Sparkle. She made a joke about brown babies being "poo-babies". And it was supposed to be said simply in jest to a brown person. So she said, I never actually heard it. But it caused her a lot of misery because people heard it and took it the wrong way. Now, I can safely say there is no danger of me saying something like that, I know what the limit is. But, I do tend to say whatever is on my mind. And I have been misinterpreted many times before, and I know it will happen again. And being a lone, old woman, the last thing I need is some maniac listening to people who are misrepresenting me, take it the wrong way, and come here and break into my house and cause trouble!

Being misrepresented is frustrating enough. I don't need to deal with people who want to take the next step and physically come here and cause harm to me or my baby. Well, hopefully that won't happen. So far, it hasn't. I've been lucky. The worst that has happened to me so far has been losing pointless buddies. People I probably should never have tried to make friends with in the first place anyway. But at least most of them would never show up on my doorstep. Or I would hope not. LOL! Shh!! Don't give them any ideas!!!

Speaking of which, the new MH documentary is out today! That's awesome! But as I understand it, the tabloids are already picking up on it. UGH!! Leave Michael alone and let the fans have their fun I say! There was a post on one of the groups I am on that talks about this. It's funny! What's funny about it is there are 3 comments on the post that I am unable to view. You know what that means? It means the SJWs have already latched on to the post. LMAO!!! If they are SJWs, I have them blocked. I can't see what they are saying and I won't take them off ignore to view them either, because I am sure it is something hilariously stupid. More libtard banter! LOL! This girl is not interested at all in reading what they have to say.

Ya know what is funny? I'm learning now to treat other INXS fans the way I treat any libtards. I recently got into it with a Yatesfag on another group I am on. Some dork named Wincey. WTF kind of name is Wincey anyways?! Anyway, with her reaction to me saying I still don't like Paula Yates, I saw nothing has changed among the libtards. I even said to her I don't understand all this libtard bullshit, and told her to just let other people have their opinions. She accused me of being rude and I told her to shut the fuck up. LOL! Simple as that. I'm not putting up with the Yatesfags' bullshit this time around. And the kind and friendly TimmyHutchFan, once again, is DEAD!! People didn't like that TimmyHutchFan. Well, they're going to hate this one even more. LOL! This time, I'll give them a real reason to hate me! Believe me, when I am done, they will wish the old TimmyHutchFan was back again. I'm done being nice to libtards. Even if they are INXS fans! Believe me, that won't happen anymore. Think of every adverse reaction I had before as being a kumbaya love fest.

If you're too kind, too many people take advantage. Some even take a mean advantage! When you treat people like shit, they at least back off. 😁 Most of them won't even say anything at all. Which to me, is cool.

Too Popular

I think I am getting too popular on YouTube. I am now up to over 450 subscribers on my channel. I never even expected to get 400 subs on YouTube, let alone over 450! It's cool, but it sucks! LOL! I know that sounds strange. But I never joined YouTube to become popular. I never wanted to become popular. I wanted to create videos, but I never wanted to create a video that became viral. There is a definite reason for that. I've seen YouTube destroy peoples' lives.

Recently, I found Joy Sparkle is no longer on YouTube. Too many trolls and haters got the best of her, and so she quit. I'm going to miss her. I can't afford to become anyone's patron on Patreon. So, if she is sticking solely to that, then I may never see her again. I actually enjoyed her videos. Even though she did talk a lot about the same subjects over and over again. If there is one thing I've learned in my years on YouTube, it's NEVER talk over and over again on the same subject. I've made videos about Onision, but I scatter them and I do not make 100+ videos about him. I've said before I did not want to turn my channel into an Onision bashing channel. That's just not my style. I may make one or two videos about Onision in a months' period, but I'd never make several in one day. I just don't do that.

Another thing I've learned never to do, NEVER talk about your personal life! Joy made the horrible mistake of constantly bringing up how sick she was. I have illnesses too. I have NEVER ONCE made a video about them. I've never even mentioned my sicknesses in any of my videos. Unless it's something minor like a cold. I may warn people that I have a cold and cannot speak too well, depending on how bad it is. But my big illnesses, I've never spoken of in my videos. I could talk about why I am so fat, but I choose not to. I prefer to just let trolls and haters think whatever they want to. It is so much easier than trying to explain anything to them. Because one thing I've learned is that no matter what, people are ALWAYS going to think what they want. You can't change it, so why fight it?

Another thing I've learned, no matter what you think, NO ONE on the internet is really your friend. That goes for YouTube, that goes for Facebook, and that goes for forums. You may find people you may like, and you might develop a friendly relationship with that person. But they are not your friend. If you meet them and they become your friend, then that's good. Then you can consider them a friend. But until that happens, they are not your friend. I've learned you can't even really say they are your enemies. You really just never know what is going through a person's mind that is online. That's why I am not too worried about what trolls and haters think of me. Not until they've actually met me and gotten to know me in person. I do warn people that I take time to warm up to people, especially strangers. I've often said I am like an animal who is brought into captivity for the first time.

Most of the time, I just ignore trolls and haters. Sometimes though they may say something that sounds rather interesting, and I will respond. But in order to really get my attention, you'd have to say something that REALLY sparks my interest. Nothing like the usual shit I've heard before. I'm more in favor of creativity. Like this one guy the other day commented on one of my videos, saying I sound like Stifler's mum, from the show American Pie. I don't watch that show, so I didn't know who Stifler's mum was. But the comment made me laugh anyway. The comments I don't respond to are the ones where the people say the usual "You're so fat, ugly, stupid, etc". That's not at all creative, just the same shit I get all the time. LOL! And more than half the time, the people who say that have no pics or videos of themselves on their channel, so chances are they're fat, ugly (and no doubt, stupid) themselves. Most of them won't admit it due to embarrassment most likely. Or they just want you to think they're better-looking than you are. I don't know what the point of that is either! LOL! Who cares?

Well, I haven't made a video in a while, my computer is still on the fix. But I just wanted to get this out there. Looks like I am becoming quite popular on YouTube, and I cannot control it. But hey, if PewDiePie can keep going, even though he is the most hated YouTuber now, then so can I.

In other news, I got another book up on UMG Productions. It's called Davy's Little White Lie, and it's about Davy and Lisa staying at the family cabin in the mountains. Davy meets a wild group of his own kind and wants to join them. There is a lot of snow in the story. I always said, if you want to make a story funny, add snow into the equation. That's definitely the case for this story. Find out what Davy lies about and why. It's a good story!

I'm On A Roll!

Oh boy! I've been busy this week! It's been a while since I've posted a book on UMG Productions. Well, this week, I have posted 3 of them. Though only 2 show up. I'll post them here WITH links. Here are the stories I have posted:

Uncle Martin and the Gang in: Uncle Martin is Impeached!

Yes, I finally got this story up! It is actually one of my favorite stories. It's so funny, it even makes me laugh! Even though I know how it goes. My sis Eva helped me in writing this story back when I first moved to Ocean Shores back in 2007. That was one of the first times I'd been in some turmoil, for whatever reason. Well, I saw how fair-weather friends abandoned me and my real friends stayed by me. It was a good lesson learned. Seems I am always going through some kind of turmoil! I don't care what others say, everyone hates to hear the truth! It inspired this story. Martin goes on kindof a rampage and insults the gang. Brad, who has always been on the mischievous side, took what Martin said out of context and made it sound much worse than it really was. Most of the gang followed Brad's lead. Except one. Faithful Bert remembers how good Martin has always been to him, and continues to support him. No matter what the rest of the gang said to persuade him otherwise.

Meanwhile, Tim is appointed the new leader of the gang. But is he ready to lead? No! What goes wrong under Tim's command? Everything! That's what makes this story so funny! I even bring back Group 5 in this story; a gang of gorillas (based on one of Dian Fossey's favorite groups of mountain gorillas). These gorillas have been Martin and the gang's nemeses since the early days. I actually have other stories with them in the story, plaguing Martin and the gang from 1989. But I have yet to put them on the site. Maybe some day. Though Dian Fossey herself would HATE how I've portrayed gorillas in these stories! LOL! She doesn't have to know though.

The next story I've completed:

Cafeteria Wreck

Eva and Katrina are the subject in this anecdotal story. Yes, this is an anecdote story. No real rhyme or reason for publishing it. Just for entertainment. I have a couple of those on the site now. But I also bring back Swen and Odel, who kindof branched off from Uncle Martin's gang in the mid 90s. Swen and Odel became a bit of a gang of two idiots. Though they are not really a "gang" so to speak. They are just a couple of buddies who went their own way. Well, in this story, Katrina and Eva are at an outdoor cafe and they are about to have dinner when Swen steals Katrina's food. Katrina wants repercussions, so they decide to race down a hill and the first one who makes it to the bottom of the hill wins, and the loser buys the winner's dinner.

Well, everything goes wrong, from their choice of racing vessels to the finish, and even the consequences of the winner. This story is pointless as a story it's self, but it will make you laugh! It does me! Took me a while to actually decide to post this story. Because for one thing, I don't want kids reading this story and trying a stunt like what the characters in this story tried. But I do state for kids NOT to try this stunt at home! For another thing, it is a stupid stunt! LOL! If I do say so myself. But heck! So are the stunts pulled on the Jackass series. So, I figured what the hell! Just post it! Someone will get a good laugh out of it!

Another story I've posted...

Uncle Martin and the Gang Discusses INXS

This story won't be posted though. It is scheduled for November 17. So, you will not be able to see this story just yet. But I do have a link. The story is a compilation book, which consists of the stories INXS Goes to Mount St. Helens and One Day In November... and a previously unreleased story titled Jon's Nightmare, which is a comic story. Jon takes a leisurely nap after a night of performing, and wakes up to a strange world! Not yet available. But it is well worth the wait!