Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by sheer honesty, or you think me having my own opinions is "being negative", then this is not the place for you, and I suggest you leave and head elsewhere. I call a spade a spade, and I don't sugarcoat anything.

About The Author

Name: Dee Dee Rivera

Nickname: Timmyfan

DOB: May, 1974

POB: Toutle, WA

Hometown: Ocean Shores, WA

Hobbies: Writing, illustrating, movie production, animation, reading, hiking, swimming.

Likes: Most animals, good books, pre-90s cartoons, comedy shows, comedy movies, the satisfaction that I created a good book, investigating interesting websites, INXS (especially Tim Farriss), my friends, my family, little dogs, making people laugh and feel good, even if they're laughing at me. Yes I admit it--I love food!! Why else would I be a fat-ass bitch!? I also love cooking and creating new recipes.

Dislikes: Stupid people, large felines, internet trolls and stalkers, spiders, Anime.

Favorite quote: I am who I am.

Favorite Song: The Gift by INXS.

My Theme song: Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

Place I would like to live outside the USA: Australia.