Funny Gummies

I'm currently going to a class to bone up on some business skills. One of the subjects today was how can we (as business owners/runners) keep our customers loyal and spread the word about our business. One of the ways most people suggested was to allow the customers to write reviews for our products or services on our site. There are some people who actually read reviews on Amazon just for the fun of it. A couple who attend the class said to go to Amazon and look up "sugar free gummy bears". They said it's the funniest thing you'll ever read. So, I came home and just out of curiosity, I went to Amazon's website and looked for sugar free gummy bears. I did see some very interesting reviews. Well, I decided I'd post some of the funniest here. I'm not going to post their names myself. But you can find these reviews on Amazon.

Someone asked this question:

Question:
Will my butt regret me eating these?

I wondered why someone would ask this. I'm not a fan of gummy bears at all, with or without sugar. I read the answer.

Not at all. There is no Maltitol in these, so there is no diuretic effect. They're sweetened with Stevia, rather sparingly at that, and so are a little weak on flavor, but they grow on ya. 

Hmm. This is getting very interesting. So I looked further into this. Another review for a different brand went like this...

5.0 out of 5 stars"Runny Bears" seem to have worked!November 13, 2017Verified Purchase
In mid-October I bought this bag of candy as revenge upon the devil's spawn in my neighborhood who have decided it's worth the possibility of getting caught stealing packages off our porches. They have been targeting small-ish boxes that are easy to carry away and that seem like they might contain something good to eat. I'm not willing to spend hundreds of dollars for a security camera if I can find a way to deter the looters instead. Heh heh heh. Long story short: it's the best ten bucks I've ever spent.
I ordered this innocent looking bag o' diarrhea with the intent of it arriving the Friday afternoon where I was leaving early Saturday for a long weekend. I checked my front porch on Friday evening and was delighted to see there was an innocuous 8x10 mailing bag that I left propped up against my front door with the Amazon smile visible from the sidewalk. I got back to town a few days later and sure enough, the bag was gone. I have since ordered several different items for home delivery from Amazon and other vendors, with no missing deliveries in the last month. It makes me happy imagining the extent to which these cute little candy bears have wrought geothermal gastric hell upon those thieving little b*****ds. And the best part is neither they, nor their mother, likely have any idea what caused their bouts of gut-cramping explosive mud. I only hope they ate a handful on the way to the school bus stop, too.

Wow! This is interesting. It seems this particular brand of sugar free gummy bears causes a massive anal explosion! I kept reading more of these reviews and had a wonderful laugh!

5.0 out of 5 starsSugar free causes adverse effectsMarch 6, 2017Verified Purchase
Although these gummies are soft and chewy, and I was very pleased with the taste, I must warn everyone about the super strength laxative power of this almighty sugar free gummy bear. And although I was well aware of the profound consequences of which these brightly colored, soft and squishy, fruity flavored gems enabled, I misjudged the impact these boisterous little bears would have on my internal organs and was rightly punished for my overindulgence.

5.0 out of 5 starsThe reviews are not a joke these are a super laxative.October 31, 2017Verified Purchase
Just a forewarning these are not your normal gummy bears...
These are unholy demon bears. I was sitting on the couch with my wife snacking on these. They taste amazing! The bears are deceitfully gummy and the flavor is spot on however, about 20-30 minutes after snacking on about two handfuls of this tasty treat I had to promptly run, and I'm not kidding when I say run, to the bathroom. I almost couldn't get my pants down fast enough. What came after I sat down was something between a demon fire hydrant and an all out chemical assault on my poor toilet. The noises that my stomach made sounded like the gates of hell being thrust open by an army of darkness.
If you are looking for a great laxative look no further! These bears will cleanse your bowls in a way that you won't soon forget. Pranksters also needn't look any further hand these out to your unsuspecting victim and then bask in the groans of sheer pain and anguish coming from their bathroom.
If you just want some tasty gummy bears DO NOT BUY THESE. I am writing this review from my toilet which I have been residing on for about the last thirty minutes unleashing the hell fire flood that these gummies WILL make happen.
The only way I would buy these again is for a prank or if I was utterly stopped up and could not find relief with other less violent laxatives.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

5.0 out of 5 starsSECRET WeaponJanuary 9, 2018Verified Purchase
Did exactly what I hoped. Within 30-45 minutes I have never seen a group of people ready to kill each other for a toilet! Great party snacks 

5.0 out of 5 starsGreat tasteMay 4, 2017Verified PurchaseThese taste amazing. Then your colon will get raped from the inside. You will wage Armageddon on your toilet. Believe the other reviews. 

5.0 out of 5 starsWilly Wonka's revenge.August 5, 2017Verified Purchase
Great taste but beware, eat too many and you will Willy Wonka's revenge. Best to eat no more than 10 at a time. Good cure for constipation, I guess. 

5.0 out of 5 starsFive StarsDecember 16, 2017Verified Purchase My colon has never been cleaner thanks to these laxatives! 

And probably the funniest review of all, how to get revenge on that annoying co-worker...

5.0 out of 5 starsGood productAugust 16, 2017Verified PurchaseA co-worker was going into my resident's room and eating all of her food without asking or even saying thank you. So I got her some of these gummy bears and told her to let him eat all he wants. I don't know what they did to him. But we noticed that now when he walks, his butt whistles. 

So, a very good rule of thumb, if you're constipated, then just buy some sugar-free gummy bears and quickly get unconstipated!

Cat People, Dog People

Well, Katrina and I did a little Facebook chat yesterday, and she was talking more about her man, Chris Cornell. LOL!! She talks only about him lately. Well, I even admit he's a handsome guy. But his genre is just not my type. However, I did a search for him on YouTube, I wanted to get to know this man Katrina is so attracted to. Especially to see if he has moves like Michael's. Well, normally when he sings, he has a guitar strapped to him. OK one point in his favor; I love guitarists!!! I checked out his moves on a live concert. Well, being a guitarist, his moves are very limited. More so than Michael's was. But he still had some good moves. Shoot! Per Gessle had some moves and he was Roxette's guitarist! So it can be done. He just couldn't gyrate his hips around much, or take off his shirt mid-concert.

I even found a video on YouTube all about Chris Cornell. It talked about his lifestyle. I found something else interesting; he's a dog-lover. YESSSSS!!!!!!! One big brownie point, I have a lot of respect for someone who loves dogs. Then I thought, no wonder he's so handsome! I saw a picture of him with his mom and they are both holding a sweet pomeranian dog. Then they showed Chris's own dogs. He has one that looks like a rottweiler/german shepherd cross, another one that is a swiss white shepherd, and pugs. Lots of pugs! Not only is he a dog-lover, he doesn't discriminate against the size of the dog! That's another huge point in his favor! I love a man who loves dogs, large and small! He has all dogs, and no cats.

I remember once someone said in an anti-SJW group I am on on Facebook, that men who own smaller dogs are not real men. I responded with "Well, at least they're dogs! Not cats. Men who prefer cats over dogs are not real men." It's true. I've never, to date, seen a man who prefers cats over dogs that looks (or speaks) like a real man. Patrick did not break the stereotype yesterday either. LOL! 😂😂😂 Here's some more examples...

Billie Joe Armstrong, I once heard, was asked if he liked cats or dogs better. His answer was cats. Katrina also used to admire him. But she gave up some years ago when she discovered Soundgarden and saw Chris Cornell for the first time. She said Chris Cornell was much more handsome than Billie Armstrong. I think I would agree with that. Check this out...

Billie Joe Armstrong

Chris Cornell

Frankly, Billie Armstrong looks also like he's put on some weight there. He needs a dog! He needs something to take him walking every day. But Chris Cornell, he looks great!!! Also, I heard some interviews these two did. Listen to them in their talking voices...

This is an interview with Billie Armstrong. Notice his talking voice sounds very weird! Almost like his vocal chords have not yet caught up with his age and body. And he's an old man now! But that's what I've noticed about men who prefer cats. They always have a high-pitched, squeaky voice. I even heard an interview with Freddy Mercury, and everyone knows Mercury was a huge cat person! He even used to take his cats with him on tour. I heard an interview he did, and his voice was very high and squeaky too! Of course we all know Mercury was indeed gay. But gay men are usually kinda cute. Not Freddy Mercury! He was downright ugly!

Being gay though is not the same as being feminine and still being a man. A feminine man can still be attracted to the opposite sex. They're just never that attractive. But unfortunately, Freddy Mercury is gay and a little too feminine. Just the kind of guy I'd expect to prefer cats over dogs.

Anyway, now listen to Chris Cornell in this interview...

The way he talks is really manly!! I love his voice!! No high-pitched squeaking at all. Just like I would expect a real man to talk. Not like those pansy-ass cat men. Not to mention he's about the sexiest thing I've seen since Tim Farriss! OK, so I do find him a little bit attractive. LOL! But INXS are my "pets". That's a figure of speech, BTW. INXS is my thing. Soundgarden is Katrina's. They're 2 totally different genres of music. I taught Katrina to enjoy INXS, and I guess maybe she's taught me to like Chris Cornell. But finding out he was a dog person was the real clincher. And the fact he likes dogs of all sizes. I actually have much more respect for a man who loves dogs of all sizes as opposed to men who only prefer bigger dogs. Remember Dustingrey? He hated small dogs. He said he'd rather tie a small dog to the exhaust pipe of his car and drag it than pet one. I have no respect for a man like him!! That would even mean he'd drag Cornell's pugs behind his car as well. I say no. Someone like Dustingrey doesn't deserve to live!!! Dumb waste-of-space oxygen thief!!! Well, I haven't seen him in a long time, thank GOD! And I don't miss him either.

Well, Katrina still likes Jon Farriss of INXS. But I think she's already made up her mind that she is more of a Soundgarden fan than anything else. Well, we can teach each other to appreciate other types of music. And again, INXS are all dog people. Apparently even Michael had a dog. I saw him posing with Paula and family, and a big boxer was in the picture too. That might have been Michael's dog. I know Garry has a boxer. I like boxer dogs. They're beautiful! That's also the breed Dian Fossey had. Only her's was 1/2 boxer. The other half I think was labrador, because the dog had a very "labbish" face.

Dian Fossey photographing the baby gorilla Pucker. Her dog, Cindy, sitting beside her.

Yeah, you can see the boxer in her dog, a little of that, a little (possible) labrador. Maybe some german shepherd in there somewhere as well.

Well anyways, you get my point. Dog people are almost always more attractive than cat people. I think that may be why more people today are ugly. They're all cat people. Dog people now are a rare thing. But they are usually much more attractive than cat people. Besides Chris Cornell, Dian Fossey and INXS, check these out...

A familiar person to INXS fans! Helena Christensen with her dog, a miniature American shepherd.

Helena again! You can't get much prettier than her!

I DON'T WANT A FRICKEN RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!

Sometimes I will never understand men. I got into it yesterday with this dude named Patrick J. Colliano on Facebook. The battle was about a woman named Margaret Sanger. I said she's a racist. He says she wasn't. She referred to black people as being "like human weeds that need extermination". Hillary Clinton admires Margaret Sanger. Well, Patrick claims he hates Hillary Clinton, but for someone who claims to hate Hillary Clinton with such passion, he sure sticks up for her like a relative or something! Well, Patrick posted a link to "misquotes" of Margaret Sanger. The problem with his link is it's funny. Wikipedia gave a list of quotes attributed to Margaret Sanger. The problem with the list is it's TOO long!! How can one person be so misquoted so many different times?? Something is fishy there.

But anyways, Patrick got angry because I won't believe what he does about Margaret Sanger. He even was the first to use name-calling. Check out this post..

I'm a "moron" because I won't believe some link (that was probably written by a Hillary supporter anyway) that he crossposted. What a dumbass! And I told him so too!

It took him a whole day and a half to figure out I'm a "moron". But I figured out he was a dumbass from the beginning. I just didn't tell him so until he decided to turn this into a name-calling shit show. Remember, HE started this. I didn't. LOL!!! I really didn't want to talk to him at all. Oh well. I got to have some fun with him anyways. LOL! Well, then he really gets butthurt. Like I said, for someone who says he doesn't like Hillary, he sure is defending her religiously! LOL!

I actually did see his link, and I read it, and like I said, there's too many misquotings. Let that sink in for a minute. Either Margaret Sanger was mentally incompetent, or lousy at public speaking, or she really did say those things, and the liberals are trying to hide it because Hillary said she admired Sanger. They're trying to pretend she was misquoted so Hillary Clinton doesn't look bad. If that's true, then this Patrick J. Colliano fell right into that trap. 😂😂😂

Well, this went on for most of the morning yesterday. I always like to see who I am arguing with. I looked at his profile, and saw this...

That's him! That's Patrick. A 50-something year old nerd. Very homely I'd say. But that all aside for now. I also noticed he had one of these...

Just like all ugly, almost feminine men, he's a cat person. Ugliest cat I've ever seen too, just like it's owner. It's a damn gray tabby!! Everyone knows how much I LOATHE gray tabbies!!! Even if it is mostly white, it's still a fricken gray tabby!!! And I can't stand them. Well, anyway, I figured out that's why this Patrick is the way he is! LOL! Because he's a cat person. Cat people are always crazy, and most of them are internet trolls. I've said that many times on here.

Anyways, after finding out he's a cat person, then I knew he was actually one of those liberal hypocrites. What is he even doing on an Anti-BLM forum?? That's not a place for snowflakes!! Well, Patrick has called me every name in the book, but I maintain he's a dumbass. Frankly, I really don't care what he thinks, but really! If you're going to call someone a "moron", then you'd better be a walking encyclopedia. Of which he's not.

Anyways, it finally got to this point, where he was calling me every name in the book. This was my response to him...

Well, his response to me, was almost expected, and definitely not original...

LOL!!! Oh man!!!! I had to laugh when I saw that!! 😂😂😂 Why do men ALWAYS say shit like this just because a girl doesn't like them?! LOL!!! He only wishes I was attracted to him!! I'm not though, not even slightly. And he's never seen my pic, so I would never have expected him to be "attracted" to me. LOL!!! He's using this the same way rapists use that quote. And I would venture to say, Patrick's little comment is bordering on sexual harassment. Again, let that sink in for a minute. LOL!! I don't want a relationship!! I love (real) men, but I don't want a relationship. There's only one man I'd even consider having any kind of relationship with. And he's NOT Patrick!! I would NEVER want a relationship with something that looks like this:

That has this running around his house:

Seriously! Why do men always resort to saying "You don't like me because I wouldn't have a relationship with you" or "You only hate me because I'm not attracted to you!" LMAO!!! 😂😂😂 As if it really has nothing to do with his attitude, or (like in Patrick's case), that he really does not look like a man. He probably also has one of those annoying little high-pitched squeaky voices too. But I've seen enough court TV to know that every man who is being scorned ALWAYS, without fail, thinks the woman is against him because he refused to have a relationship with her. They always bring that up!😂😂😂 And it's ALWAYS the least attractive men on the planet. Almost as if they want the world to think every girl wants him, but none really do.

Well, after spending a few minutes laughing my ass off, I responded to him...

The difference between his comment and mine is I have seen his pic. And no, I would never be attracted to him!! He's never seen my pic. I'm not a fool! I don't post my pics for people like him to gape at on Facebook!! I know better!! I love the idea that he and I could be standing in front of each other talking, and he'd never even know it was me. LOL!!! I'm a different person in real life. I'm only hostile on social networks because of people like Patrick, and other SJWs like him. I don't even use my real name on Facebook. So, he'd never know he's talking to me. He probably thinks he would, but trust me, he wouldn't! 😂😂😂

I don't want a relationship at all. I'm not against men, but I just don't want a relationship! My mom wanted me to find a nice guy and get married. I told her I don't want to get married! I don't even want a boyfriend!! I've seen too many cases where the man is sweet and loving before the marriage, and then after they're married, he becomes a monster who beats the wife and threatens that if she ever leaves him, he'd kill her. I do NOT want to get stuck in a relationship like that! Though I think Patrick is too much of a wuss to even hurt a fly, I still would not want to take that chance. Especially since he's not even remotely attractive, thus not worth risking anything for. Especially not my freedom. I cannot tell you, and Patrick will never know, how it does NOT hurt my feelings that he's not attracted to me! LMAO!!! 😂😂😂

Michael Hutchence vs. Chris Cornell

Well, yesterday Katrina came over and we recorded a video. I made a third music videos collection, this time with the character from Katrina Hates You as the sole host of the show. It was fun anyways. Well, as me and my sis knows, Katrina is a HUGE fan of Soundgarden. I mean a H-U-G-E fan! She always has been. Back in the early days, she used to be a Green Day fan. But I think she gave them up, she said Billie Joe Armstrong is nowhere near as handsome as Chris Cornell!! Kinda like how I say Bono is nowhere near as handsome as Michael. Whereas other INXS fans think he is. Katrina showed me some pics of Chris Cornell, and he looked almost identical to Michael. This is eerie!!

I'd almost swear they were the same person. Or at least brothers. Shoot! Chris Cornell looks more like he'd be Michael's brother than Michael's real brother!!! Rhett looks NOTHING like Michael!!! Except maybe for the hair. And check this out! Even with his hair slicked back he looks like Michael did in the Elegantly Wasted era!

Of course in the last pic, Chris Cornell is older than Michael was in the pic on top. But that all aside, they look almost identical!!! You wanna see something else very eerie? Chris Cornell's daughter Toni even looks quite similar to Michael's daughter Lily...

It's like the Twilight Zone!! Chris Cornell even died the same way as Michael. If I were to actually believe the more "sexy" theory about how Michael died. Supposedly, Michael hung himself with his belt, while Chris Cornell used like a bungee cord. Chris Cornell's widow, Vicky also believes that he was murdered. Just like how I believe Michael was murdered. She said Chris would never have intentionally killed himself. I say the same thing about Michael. Of all the rockstars I've seen, Michael was the last one I would have ever expected to kill himself.

There is one difference, Michael died when he was 37. Chris Cornell lived quite a few more years. He died at 52. He died May 18, 2017, exactly 37 years after the eruption of Mount St. Helens. I still remember what I did on that day too! My ma and I took Mya to Salem, OR. She was still just a baby then. That was when I took this pic of Mya...

That was taken at a thrift store in Salem. And oddly enough, I've mentioned before that the day after Michael died, ma took me and my sis to Buckley, WA and we were frolicking around in an antique store. I have no pics of that day, but I did draw some from memory (for the One Day in November videobook) of what we did that day...

My sis found an old antique kaleidoscope. And I found a 1950s style western saddle. We should have brought those things home! If not just for the sentimental factor. But I didn't know then that Michael had died the day before. Yeah I know. I was indeed skinnier then!! Even though these are just drawings, they are accurate. Like I said, I drew them from memory. But anyways, it's weird that we went to this antique store the day after Michael died, and we went to a thrift store the day Chris Cornell died. Again, it's like the Twilight Zone!!

Well, Katrina said she loved Chris Cornell the same way I love Michael and Timmy. I reminded her that Chris is dead, and she is married. She said she was aware of that, but every time she looks at him, she feels like a teenager again. I remember how she used to play Black Hole Sun over and over again when she was a teenager! Anyways, she transferred her love for this man onto her character, Katrina Hates You. She even did a video on YouTube saying how much she hated 2017 for that reason.

Yes, Katrina is a big fan of Prince too. But I think she likes Soundgarden better. I didn't care for Prince myself, he didn't make any content I truly like. You notice I don't have any of his songs on my MP3 player. But then again, I don't have any from Soundgarden either. But Katrina has every album these two musicians ever made! I guess I'm not a fan of the grunge scene. Katrina loves it though. But I just find it eerie the similarities between my Michael and Chris Cornell.

Another Year For Our Angel, Michael

Wow! It's hard to believe this year will make 21 years since he left us. It still feels like yesterday though. I'll never forget that night as long as I live! If I live another 21 years, it'll still feel like it happened yesterday. The night I heard those awful words "Michael Hutchence was found dead". I can still hear them in my mind. And the same thing happened this year that has happened every year that I've been into Michael, I do a lot of crying. When I am not crying, I am always very close to tears. This year has been especially hard on me and I don't know why! One would think last year would have been harder on me. But no, it wasn't. Last year was actually different, I think because I was concentrating so much on getting that movie out. The movie is supposed to focus more on the fans than on Michael, even though the movie I made was for his honor. It was my gift to Michael, a gift showing how much he really meant to the fans. It would have been great if I could have gotten some comments from people who actually knew him on a professional basis, but that's OK. The fact that all the comments were generated by his fans was special enough. No one has ever done that before. Most people who put up videos for Michael never do any talking. Usually all they do is picture slideshows with INXS's music. I didn't want to do something like that! I wanted to do something no other fan has ever done before.

Well, this year, I won't be doing anything like that. This year I'm just going to celebrate my own way. I usually celebrate the 22nd and not Thanksgiving. Well, strangely enough this year, Thanksgiving just happens to fall on the 22nd. So, either way this year, I'll be celebrating Thanksgiving, only it won't be Thanksgiving for me. I'll still just be celebrating Michael's life. I love that man more than anything! Him and Timmy! I love him, but this year, I don't have any special plans. I'm just going to celebrate his life the same way I do every year and fuck all else.

I wish to GOD I had married Michael when I had the chance! I'm pretty sure he'd still be alive. Because I would never have let him get close to Paula! I don't believe he really loved Paula. Apparently, he would go to Nick Cave's house without telling Paula and complain about "those fucking kids" and "that fucking woman". I don't believe he had any plans at all to stay with her. I think he stayed only because he didn't want Paula to kill his child like she had threatened to. I don't know how the Yatesfags don't see how disturbing that is! Yet if I were to say anything like that about anybody (whether they knew the person or not), I would have had all the fans deleting me on Facebook, left and right. But then again, Yatesfags are nothing but libtard SJWs, and libtard SJWs are stupid. If I had been there with Michael when he met Paula, it would have been like this...

Michael and I are sitting on a sofa together backstage, laughing, cuddling, having some fun chit-chatting.

Paula walks in stark naked, showing everything!

Paula says: How can you not want this?!

Me: Excuse me! We're trying to have a private moment here!

Michael gets up and begins to walk towards her. I grab him by the seat of his pants, pull him back to the sofa and shout "Oh NO YOU DON'T!!!!!"

I angrily approach Paula, pointing to the exit door.

I shout: Get OUT!!! Michael is MINE, and you can't have him!!!

Paula refuses to leave. So, I throw a towel at her and push her out the door.

I shout at Paula: And don't come back you ugly bitch!!!

That move alone might have saved Michael's life. But now we will never know because he is gone. But I don't think he wanted to marry Paula. Paula just thought he did. But I think she loved him more than he loved her. Michael's sister said the only woman she's heard Michael say he wanted to marry was Michelle Bennett. That's why I don't believe he was serious about Paula. It's a pretty well-known fact that most men tend to be more attracted to women that remind them of their mom. While Michelle had some of the same features as Michael's mom (from the pictures I've seen of her), Paula had nothing in common with her. Michael's mom was beautiful! Michelle was pretty too. Paula, well, let's just say, she looked like a road-killed rat that had been dragged for 2 miles.

The way Paula abandoned Lily, I don't think of her as the mother of Michael's child. She's just the woman who gave birth to her. And she probably only did that because Michael asked her to. Anyone who would threaten to kill their own child, like Paula did, does not deserve the title of "mother". Michael was counting on Paula to take care of Lily for the rest of her life. Lily was counting on her mom to be there. Paula let both Michael and Lily down. And look who got Lily. Bob Geldof. The man Michael least wanted to have custody of his child.

Well, Michael's death affected me much more different than the death of any other celebrity, and I've lived through MANY celebrity deaths!! Some I even used to love, like Bill Bixby. I had a huge crush on him when I was a teenager. He died in 1993, and while I was indeed sad to hear of his passing, I got over it fairly quick. It's kinda eerie that Bill Bixby was born on January 22 of 1934. Michael was born January 22 of 1960. Bill Bixby died on November 22, 1993. Michael died on November 22, 1997. Both men I had huge crushes on in my teen years. Both men I used to fantasize about marrying one day. LMAO!! See where this is going. I got to kiss Michael, and I did write a fan letter to Bill Bixby. He never wrote back though. But I think it was because he was grieving the loss of his wife and child, because he did lose both of them shortly before I wrote the letter and sent it.

Michael to me was more than just a rock n roll singer. He was a wonderful, beautiful person and a huge inspiration to me. His death inspired me to write one of my favorite stories on UMG Productions; Gracie's Odyssey. Production of that story actually began within days after Michael died. My buddy Cairo actually began that story after seeing how miserable I was after hearing about Michael dying. I helped him write it by providing illustrations. It was easy for me to create such illustrations, a lot of it was sadness. I was feeling sad myself at that time, so basically I just put into drawings the way I was feeling. The ending result was a very fascinating story!

The main character, Davy, as a baby fawn.

The character, Gracie, in the story (who is Davy's mother) is based on Michael, while Davy is based on me. Oddly enough. Gracie loses her baby and she feels sad (remind you of anyone?) Davy loses his mother, and he cries for days. Just like me, when Michael died. Up until then in the story, Davy was a happy baby. So was I, a happy person before Michael died. I hadn't cried like that since I was under 10 years old. Then when Michael died, it was like I started crying and never stopped. Very similar to Davy in the story. There is a point in the story where he is reunited with his mother while he is still little. I WISH I could have been reunited with Michael!!! I was only reunited with him in my dreams. But then little Dave loses his mother again, and he is sad all over again and cries. Kinda like when I would dream of Michael, only to wake up and remember that he is no longer with us. Then I would feel sad all over again, and sometimes even cry. That happened more than once after Michael died.

Then there was another incident I had that was inspired by Michael. When I got Hutchess, a cattle dog puppy...

Hutchess in 1998, playing with her ball.

Yes, I even named her after Michael. Well, why not? It's an Australian breed of dog. She could represent Michael very well. Unfortunately I only had her for a short while. That's what the story was about, the story Hutchess: A Picture Diary. It's basically nothing but an anecdote story now, but it was based on events that actually happened. Most of them. For one thing, I remember how I didn't eat anything for 3 days after I lost Hutchess. I remember going to a strip mall to meet the breeder and I discovered Hutchess. I remember the dreams I had after losing her, which I do talk about in this story. I also remember how it was Michael's singing and Timmy's funny antics that got me laughing again, which put me on the road to recovery. And yes, I also remember getting that phone call from dad and how insensitive he was that I lost Hutchess. All these things are in the story. Writing that story helped heal me after Hutchess died.

And then there was the story of INXS Goes to Mount St. Helens. Gracie also makes an appearance in that story, and she takes to Michael! LOL! She does, but I don't. That's because when I completed that story in 2005, I had gotten over Michael, and in a sense, had gotten bored with him. At that time, I was beginning to look at Timmy in that special light instead of Michael. I depict that in the story too. I reject poor Michael and concentrate on Timmy. Though I still think Timmy is more handsome than Michael (he's more manly), and he's funny too. Michael can sing wonderfully, and he is a very handsomely beautiful man! I love him a lot! But sadly, he's also wimpy. Timmy is handsome, and funny, and manly. Very much a man's man!

Well anyways, this is Michael's month. So, this month I'm going to do things to celebrate his life. I'm pulling out all my INXS videos and playing them.

If You Don't Love It, Leave It

Yesterday on Quora, I was reading a topic about people who have moved out of the USA. Someone was wondering if people moved out because of the current president of the USA. One would think so. Trump has done some good, but there are some things about him that I just don't like. He's such a big baby! He points and calls people names that don't agree with him. I thought only teenagers do that. Not men who are into their 70s. But then again, there's always Andy, from Bozeman. He called me and my sis names all the time. Of course I didn't care. He called me a cow. Well, I like cows! I think cows are beautiful animals. I remember one time Karen, our friend, mentioned how Andy doesn't call any other fat woman in the building a cow. Just me and my sis. My response to that was "Maybe he doesn't think they're cute enough!" LMAO!!

Honestly, if someone is going to use an animal to insult me, they're going to have to do a LOT worse than that!!! It's not easy though. Most of the animals people associate with being fat are animals that I love; whales, elephants, pigs, cows, hippos, etc. Pick an animal I don't like, and see what happens. I'll tear your lungs out! LOL!

Anyway, back to the subject. Sometimes I feel like getting on Twitter and acting the way Trump's mama should have; telling him it's not mature to call people childish names like he does. Even I am trying to cut down on that. It doesn't stop me from telling the truth though. But the truth can be told without name-calling. Actually, I really do not call people names that much! Once in a while, I may have a little slip-up, but nothing like what Trump does!! He could make Joan Rivers blush.

Anyways, there's a lot of people who moved out of the USA, and it's not because of Trump. In fact, only one person who commented on that post admitted to moving out because of Trump. Most others moved out before Trump was even considered for the presidency. They are the ones that moved out for more legitimate reasons. If I left because of the presidency, I would have moved out when Obama took office! If I had known what the country was going to become because of Obama, I would have! Well, I did know in fact! I did know Obama hated the USA, and that he was going to divide the country. I knew that back in 2008. The libtards don't see it that way. They think Trump is the one who divided this country. But no, this divide predates Trump's election. It started with Obama.

Well, I haven't moved out yet, though I have been considering it. Most of the people who moved out of the USA did so because of the current health care system. Doctors are more interested in getting their money than they are if their patient lives or dies. That's true! They also moved out because of the current education system. It's too expensive to go to school here in the USA, and there is no guarantee once you graduate that you're going to get a job in that field. About 100% of the people who left the USA did so for those reasons. The second most popular reason I saw was because Americans these days are too easily offended. About 50% of the people said that. That's another one that I agree with 100%. But then some of the people who said that also moved to Australia. I don't think it's any better there. In Australia, they don't have free speech rights. And very few people I've seen from there actually do have a sense of humor. Most people though moved to Europe or the UK.

Well, I've met some Europeans I like, and I like a few people from the UK. Though I don't think the UK has free speech rights either. And the majority of people who now live there are muslims. I can only think of what England did to my Michael. But that was because of Piers Morgan. Ben Shapiro put him in his place, and I like that!! LMAO!! I don't like the health care system here either. That's what I truly believe killed my father. He had a chance to go somewhere and get better, but his insurance would not pay for it because it wasn't FDA approved. UGH!! I don't like the education system here either. It seems now they are making useless subjects more important, like gender studies. I don't fricken care for gender studies!!!!! GOD made only 2 genders. That's all anyone needs to know about!! Save the mental health classes for people who want to become psychologists.

Well, I don't want to move to the UK, and I sure as Hell don't want to move to a communist country like Australia! But if I were going to leave the USA, I think I'd probably want to move to Japan. The people there are smart, and their technology is more advanced than ours is here. They also have unusual animals available as pets. That would be a fun place to open up a pet store!! I don't speak the language, but my sis does. Sort-of! She's getting better at it. She can do the translating for me. I would move to northern Japan, where it's cooler. I still don't like heat.

Well, that's if I wanted to move north. If I were to move south, the place that most attracts me is New Zealand. I have several friends there. It seems like a nice, peaceful place, surrounded by the ocean and mountains. And Antarctica is not that far away. I might see some penguins, or even leopard seals, which are some of my favorite animals. However, if I were to move out of the country, I'd have to wait until my mom was gone. I can't move there now. I'd never see her again. One person talked about getting her citizenship in another country, and they told her she had to turn in her passport. She could never live in the USA again once she is a citizen in the country she moved to. I thought that was kinda sad! Especially since that person still has family in the USA. But if that's the norm, then I think I'd better wait. But it may happen someday. Maybe.

"The Front Hole"

LOL!! Check out this video of Ben Shapiro...

LMAO!! Oh my GAWD!!!! What today's libtards won't come up with!! Now, I think they've gone too far. And I cannot tell you how many times I've said "they've gone too far". But it seems each day, they come up with something that is stupider than the last thing. Now, to accommodate trannies, we have to start calling a woman's vagina "the front hole". Oh my GOD! I refuse to call my vagina that! Absolutely REFUSE!!!! I won't do it! It is what it is. Until we hear scientists calling it that regularly, I won't use that word. And no scientist in their right mind is going to use that word just to satisfy a normally small minority of people with a mental disorder.

Well, the sensible people are laughing at this. One guy on a video commented "I command the penis be called a front hole on a stick", which made me laugh out loud. I mean seriously! Why are liberals so stupid?! They think they're smart, but they're really not. Only to other liberals are liberals smart. The rest of us, including libertarians, are always laughing at them.

I got a funny comment yesterday on YouTube by a tranny named Amelia Winchester. Actually I got several, but I wasn't really paying attention to them. That is, I didn't take them to heart. It was just a butthurt tranny who thought it could make me feel bad by calling me names. But I am not like that. I basically just laughed at it's comments. I especially love it when a troll tries to attack me on more than one video! Almost as if they think the more often they tell me I suck, that I am actually going to believe it. In one, it called me a "transphobic bitch". LOL!!! I don't know where these libtards got the word "transphobic". I'm not scared of transsexuals. I have nothing against those who are legit. It's the ones that are doing it just because it's a fad now and is acceptable that I don't like, which is undoubtedly the kind this "Amelia Winchester" is. That's like making fun of people who actually have a mental disorder. And I don't go for that.

Well, the way this thing Amelia Winchester attacked me, across 3 different videos, tells me that it has a guilty conscience. So, no doubt in my mind IT is transsexual for no other reason than because it's a fad. I wish I had kept the comments it made. But unfortunately, I am not paid to put up with trolls anymore. So, I deleted it's comments.

You notice I keep calling "Amelia Winchester" an "it". LMAO!! Well, like my best buddy Katrina says, don't get confused with the number of pronouns these people try to put on all of us, just call a queer or transsexual an "it" and let it go! So, that is what I do now. I'm not going to go down the never-ending list of pronouns these stupid libtards want us all to start using. No way! Such words as "ze", "zem" or "zhe", you know why those "pronouns" were invented? They're making fun of the German language. That's what I heard. That would especially make Katrina mad, cuz she's German. She doesn't have an accent, but her father sure does. He says "he" and it sounds like "ze". When he says "them" it can sound like "zem". So, that's why I refuse to use those particular "pronouns", because it's making fun of how someone else with an accent talks. I can't believe libtards go for that!

So, how would the libtards feel if whites started saying "don't" like "dunt"? Like on I Love Lucy. And she did it to make fun of Ricky's accent. But that was different, that was comedy. I don't mind it, and my father was Spanish, and had a Spanish accent. He did sometimes say "don't" like "dunt". I'd be surprised if the libtards of today didn't already start complaining because Lucy made fun of Ricky's accent that way on that show, and they made comedy out of it. But then again, when you start using the German's accents to create new American "pronouns" for queers, I guess you have no room to complain about a 60 year old sitcom making fun of someone with a Spanish accent. On the other hand, since when have libtards NOT overstepped their boundaries? Give it about 5 years, libtards will start to complain and have I Love Lucy taken completely off the air. Wait and see if I am not right!

Well, I don't see any reason to change nature just to accommodate a minority, that needs to remain a minority! We don't need anymore fake trannies or queers. I totally blame the present-day school system for cramming bullshit into children's heads that they can be born one sex and become another. Like I said in my video, it's impossible for a mammal or bird to change from one sex to another. And when it does happen in the animals that actually can transition, it is extremely RARE, and usually only happens in single-sex environments. We don't have that problem in human society. What we do have are men who do not want to be a man, do not want to reproduce, or do not want to live with a woman in a married state. THAT is what we are lacking in.

But then again, I really think Armageddon is coming. Maybe in another 100 years or so. You know humankind is doomed when pedophiles are accepted. You know the world is gonna end when people worship cats and not GOD. Shoot! It happened to the ancient Egyptians! You know we're heading for extinction when you are forced to accept transsexualism as a fad. Yep, humankind is doomed, and I think it's too late to save it.

INXS Fans Falling Like Flies

This is what I hate about getting older, we start losing everyone. Well, I heard today about 2 INXS fans that have gone to the great beyond. One I didn't know at all, and the other I have seen before but always thought she was kinda weird. Though I didn't like her too much (or maybe not at all), it's still kinda sad she's gone. The main reason I say that is because I sit here wondering who's going to be next. I've heard of 3 INXS fans who have passed this year, one of them I liked a lot. I was truly sad when she died, and now these two, who I didn't know very well, or at all, but I still say it's kinda sad they're gone.

Looks like this may be a bad year for INXS fans. However, they are the lucky ones. They are with Michael now. I have a distinctive feeling he waits to greet every INXS fan that enters his realm. I wouldn't even call it Heaven. Maybe it's just like Michael's castle. LOL! I'll probably go there myself when I am ready to leave this world. Though I don't know if Michael would readily accept me. He might just kick me out. I dunno. I tried being nice to his remaining family. I don't dislike them, I got a lot of respect for them in fact. But lately I've noticed they are kinda distant. They don't seem so eager to make friends with the fans anymore. Well Christina, I like her and all, but bless her heart, she accepts fans in her Facebook friends and deletes them a few months later. That's why I don't ask her to become my friend anymore on Facebook. Well, that's just me. I only ask someone to become my friend once. And that is all. If they delete me, I just chalk it up to them not being interested, and so I never ask them again.

I found Timmy's Facebook page! Someone quoted a post he made once and I found him through that. And yes, I did send him a friend request. However, I don't think he accepted it. LOL! But, I am not bitter about that. I didn't expect him to accept my request at all. I just asked him for the hell of it. Besides, I know even people who are famous would prefer only having people they actually know among their friends. I've said before I am not friends with Timmy. Not that I wouldn't be if he wanted to. But to me, a friend is someone who I exchange email addresses or phone numbers with. Timmy is a wonderful person, but if he doesn't want to be friends with me, that's fine too. So, after I never heard back from him after sending him a friend request, I just said "OK. That's very well. So just leave him alone now. Let him have his real friends there." I still love him and think he's the greatest. LOL!

Shoot! I've been a Timmy fan now for 13 years! I've been a Michael fan for about 25 years though. Not counting the 5 years I was not an INXS fan. I remember that. From 1992 to 1997, I was not a big fan of INXS. I remember in 1996, hearing about Michael being arrested on an opium charge. When I heard that, I was disappointed, and I said "Boy! I'm sure glad I'm not a fan of his anymore!" Yes, I was a little bit angry. But the years surrounding that were different. In 1995, I just blurted out one day that Michael was undoubtedly going to be the first one of the band to pass on. To this day, the fact I even thought that creeps the Hell out of me!! But it's like it just came to my mind like a flash! I don't know what got me thinking that in the first place. It just came to me like a snap of the fingers. It was gone just as quickly, and I never brought that up again. Not for a couple years yet.

Then in 1997, 2 months before he died, I began having lovey-dovey feelings about him again. They started off slowly, like a lone ember from a fire. Then, it gradually started to grow. The reason I know this is because I had an old dust-covered pic of him pinned up next to me on my sofa, and I brushed it off and started looking at it again with growing interest. Before then, the most I ever gave it for the previous 5 years was less than a quick glance. But now, I was looking at that pic and seeing Michael started to make my heart start beating a little faster.

This is going to sound rather strange, and I wouldn't believe it either if I hadn't experienced it. But I just have no other explanation for those events. I wonder if I was somehow communicating with Michael through that picture. I kept it in that room with me, even though I'd thrown away all my other pics of other bands I liked before. Even when I was living with Patty and Chris in that nanny job that didn't work out. I kept my pic of INXS over the bed in the room I was sleeping in there. I got this overwhelming feeling like Michael was my protector. LOL! Well! That's how I felt! Having his pic over the bed I was sleeping on there made me feel safe. Safe in a house full of people I barely knew when I moved in. Safe even when I had to pack my things and move out. And oddly enough, I was not even the biggest INXS fan then. I had been to one of their concerts, but I was more into Roxette then than INXS. I had been to a Roxette concert too!

I still miss INXS. I heard Timmy is filing a lawsuit against the boat company for that accident that happened to him 3 years ago. I say you go get 'em Timmy!! I hope he wins. But he's suing on the grounds that he wanted to do another tour, but can't even play the guitar anymore because of his bad finger. Man! I know how that feels! When you break something and it causes you to not be able to do what you did and enjoyed before. I busted my kneecap last year, and there's some things I cannot do anymore. I cannot climb stairs anymore. When I do, it's painful! But oh well! That's life. At least I got my Mya girl! And I just love her to pieces!!!

Did you know there is a girl named Whitney Wisconsin who makes videos of herself having sex with dogs??? OMG!! I can definitely say I've seen it all now. Well, I've never watched her videos, but I have seen other people doing reaction videos to her videos. She actually fucks dogs!!! That is disgusting! She even made a video about why she thinks women should have sex with their dog! Man! She gives dog-owners a bad name!! I love my dog, but not THAT much!!!!! To me, Mya is more like my child. Whitney also made a video where she is crying and saying how she cannot live a normal life because the public looks at her and says "There's the girl who likes to fuck dogs!" She says she cannot even get a job. She's had a couple, but always got fired because people who watched her videos would report her to her manager as the woman who fucks dogs on YouTube! I'm surprised that she is surprised! What does she think is going to happen when she fucks animals?! Nobody wants someone like that around! I know I wouldn't trust her with my dog!!!

UGH!! Well, enough of mentioning Whitney Wisconsin! I get sick just thinking about her. But really, this is why I don't want to become popular on YouTube. I make videos because I enjoy it. Not to get views and comments. Though it's good when I do get views and comments, it's just that is not my goal when I make a video. But I've seen popularity ruin peoples' lives.

Anyways, that's all I have to say. Gotta go to bed now.