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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hope This Isn't True!

Rumors are a part of our lives. We all hear them at some point. Some turn out to be true, others turn out to be false. This is one of those rumors I damn-well hope turns out to be false!! I heard there is a rumor that INXS is going to be touring with Guns N' fricken Roses!! I saw that in a comment this morning made by someone else whom I don't know on Facebook. I saw that and I was like NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Please don't let that be true! I HATE Guns N' Roses!!! I can't stand them! I never could!!! If ever there was a band unfit to be a band it is Guns N' Roses!! I never liked them at all. Not even a little bit. I can't think of a single song they wrote that is even worthy of being called a song. Believe me, I tried to find good in their music. But it is impossible to find any good where there is none.

Shoot! If these rumors turn out to be true, now I know for damn sure I won't be meeting up with INXS. I don't wanna meet Guns N' Roses!!! I can just imagine what their character is like. On second thought, I don't want to imagine it. I know I wouldn't like them. I don't even wanna go backstage and run the risk of bumping into those guys!! Hey! A hint to INXS, you wanna keep me from going to your concerts? Put Guns N' Roses in the same concert. I'll leave for sure, but I'd also demand my money back! Either I'll leave, or I'll bring my own music, crank it up so I don't have to listen to the bullshit coming from G N R, until it's time for INXS to come on. I refuse, I absolutely REFUSE to listen to Guns N Roses. You can't make me either :P

I already heard some songs of their's back in the early 90s, and throughout when Beavis and Butthead aired on MTV, and nothing they did ever impressed me, even the slightest. I would rather someone stripped my clothes off, painted me hippie-colors, and stuck me in a room at -20 degrees with no blankets, and no furniture with nothing but reruns of 30 something airing on big screen television sets for 30 days than make me sit through a damn Guns N Roses concert. I hate them THAT much!!!

INXS is my favorite band of all time, the only bands that come even remotely close are Roxette, U2 (sometimes, though I don't find Peter Bono particularly "beautiful"), and lately, the Lovehammers. I just have to get used to the Lovehammers. But Marty captured my heart the way he sang "Wish You Were Here", especially after my Groucho died.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi! I got a link to your blog as a Google alert for Lovehammers. Just wanted to pop in and let you know that Lovehammers have a new CD out, called "Heavy Crown", and it's awesome! If you liked Marty singing "Wish You Were Here", you will love the title track of this CD. Marty wrote it about a loved one's battle with cancer, and it really rings true to the experience. I lost my sister to that horrible disease, and this song really moves me. Other standouts on the CD are "Driving Blind", which is like soaring on waves of music, "Loaded", a straight-out rocker, "Oh My Baby", a catchy number with tasty guitar work, and "Honest I'll Wait", an achingly beautiful rock ballad. Check out lovehammers.com for where to buy the CD.
Enjoy!

Dee TimmyHutchFan said...

Wow! That does sound good! I've got to get me that album!!