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Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by sheer honesty, or you think me having my own opinions is "being negative", then this is not the place for you, and I suggest you leave and head elsewhere. I call a spade a spade, and I don't sugarcoat anything.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

E-mail

Well, that creepy little church I quoted today surprisingly allows people to comment and send e-mails. Why would anyone want to do that I wonder? But I'll tell you, they must get a lot of hate mail. Look at this Disclaimer they have on their e-mail page:

CONCERNED READER - YOU'VE DECIDED TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO OUR GODLY CHURCH?
Please Review the Message Below
PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist™ Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed." This means, we could write a book and include your email messages and all of the money we make from your stupidity belongs to our Godly Pastor, Deacon Fred! Praise Jesus!

Well, looking at their quotes on my last post on this blog, we all know now they are going to take e-mails and twist the meanings of the words we write as these people are nuts and have nothing better to do with their lives. But if you'd like to submit your own "stupidity" to their little book (believe me, nobody can possibly be as stupid as these people and still be alive), you can e-mail them by all means!! They may find this blog, thanks to the dirty dozen mob, and see what I have to say about them. But hey! I can write books myself! And I have!! And I can write a book about this group and put some truth in their articles where there was none before. And they call themselves "Godly"?? I think GOD would be ashamed, as I am and I have nothing to do with these people!!

4 comments :

Katrina said...

Dude, did you really have a look at that site? i think they said all that stuff in fun. they are there to make fun at religion. you were right about people not being that stupid and living. ha ha!

Timgal said...

Yeah, funny thing last night someone else called that to my attention. Which makes me wonder, who is this "Pastor Deacon Fred", and why do they call him "Pastor"??

Anonymous said...

It's a parody website! PARODY!! It's right there in the disclaimer!!!

He's a self-proclaimed ATHEIST!! He's making fun of Christians. Please understand that. Geesh!!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parody

Timgal said...

I think that's what Katrina was trying to point out to me. LOL!!

And I don't hate Christians. I hate organized religion.